#powerdragon

@bi-bi-bea :)

(this one's an old one)

(this has become my new rare pair)

Soul: ARE YOU-

Sookie: Fucking.

Soul: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Sookie Fucking.

Soul: IDIOT!

Yuki: …What was that?

Sookie: PD banned Soul from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

Sookie: Are you laughing at that video of Sam and Soul fighting?

Yuki: No.

Yuki: I'm laughing at the comments.

Yuki, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Soul, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

PD, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Sookie, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Soul: I give up. I am so tired.

Yuki: Get the emergency supply!

PD: *carries Sookie and places her in front of Soul*

Sookie: *smiles*

Soul: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Yuki: Why is Sookie crying on the floor?

PD: She's drunk.

Yuki: And?

PD: She saw a picture of Soul's wife.

Yuki: But she's Soul's wife.

PD: I know.

PD: *sees Sookie and Soul together*

PD: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Yuki: You mean... you ship them?

PD: What’s up with Sookie? She's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Yuki: She's just a little overwhelmed.

PD: Why?

Yuki: Soul smiled at her.

Yuki, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

PD: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Soul, visibly confused: Okay, so he decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Yuki, spraying PD: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

PD: Dude, I forgot-

Yuki: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

I hate everything, it’s 5am and I spent 7+ hours on this please help me