#poptartspeaks

I actually wrote something up for this last year that would fit this bill! This links over to my AO3 account, where I’ve written a few other little headcanon things. 

The reader is implied to be female in the way I wrote it, but it could go to anyone who has long hair. 

The link to the answer is here!

Heck, even I didn’t know this??? I looked into it, and if you consume too many, you can be hospitalized from eating too many of the tapioca bubbles. If you drink bubble tea, y’all, be careful and drink it on occasion, not all the time!

Links to the asks in question are here and here!

US Sans/Blue: Well, he didn’t really care about you consuming it so much before, but now he’s definitely on red alert. Blue won’t panic too much about the predicament at hand, but he will let you know that you have to start taking moderation to keep yourself from going overboard. He doesn’t want to freak you out about the whole “hospital/dying” thing, so he won’t mention it unless you press or start to feel some side effects. If you don’t want to change, even after he brings it up, now we have a problem. Blue will actually order your teas for you, but without the bubbles, so you can drink your drink with less of a risk behind it.

“I SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE YOU PUTTING YOURSELF AT RISK LIKE THAT! YOU CAN STILL HAVE THE DRINKS, BUT YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN!”

US Papyrus/Stretch: Huh... Well, oops? He really doesn’t know what to do in this situation, because that doesn’t really affect him. You can’t have any problems with your intestines if you don’t have any, to begin with. Stretch is not concerned in the least until he remembers you drink the stuff with him all the time. That has him severely worried, and he starts to cancel the regular dates you have together regarding the tea for your health. Stretch won’t keep it permanently off the schedule, but he will explain his concerns when he cancels the first one. You’ll still get your tea, but much less often.

“honey, it just isn’t too good for your health if you end up with too much of it. can we find a substitute without bubbles? or maybe we can make some at home?”

UT Sans/Vanilla: There are very few things that make him panic, and this is not one of them, provided that he can get you to agree to his solution. Vanilla is not going to pressure you too harshly in how he gets your tea consumption down, but he will suggest it. There will be articles left out in the open for you to read, and he’ll sit you down and talk to you about it. If you agree that you need to slow down, he’s very relieved and willing to help you cut back. If you don’t agree, then Vanilla starts to get a bit more panicky, asking you to reconsider. Once you get to that point, he will sabotage your drinks with ketchup until you agree with him.

“who me? i would never put my ketchup in your tea, that would ruin both things for us! but now that we’re on the subject, you need less of the tea.”

UT Papyrus/Creampuff: He is instantly mortified that this can happen to humans!! He already has limits in place for you for how many you can have per week, so you don’t have to worry as much, but the concern is still there. Creampuff wants you to be happy, but if it can potentially kill you, or at least hospitalize you, he won’t stand for it. The limits he puts on will become a little stricter for your sake, and no, you cannot argue this. Creampuff won’t stop you from drinking the tea entirely, but the moderation is better than before. You’ll get your fix of tea coming in, and he doesn’t fear a hospital trip in the making.

“NO, YOU HAD TWO IN THE PAST TWO DAYS, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE THE NEXT ONE! I KNOW, BUT IT’S FOR YOUR SAFETY!”

Oh uh, heh, this is one question that I didn’t expect to get....

Well, why the heck not? Lemme do them all in a broad, sweeping kind of answer because I shouldn’t be given free reign to choose my own, I can’t do it..

I imagine there’d be a lot, and I mean a lot of shock involved in that discovery. I mean, who wouldn’t be shocked to have someone writing details about your life and personality?? It’s probably a little freaky, and definitely somewhat invading.

I’d imagine that the UT and US bois are the most chill about it, specifically the Papyrus-type personalities (UT Paps/US Sans). They’re more likely to be interested and potentially point out and correct some of the things I’ve written, making it more accurate or trying to highlight what’s best about them. The Sans-type personalities (UT Sans/US Paps) in this one are more likely to be the kind who shrug and go “meh” about it. I don’t write anything horridly risque about them and I’m not making them commit heinous acts, so what’s there to judge really?

On the flip side, the UF and SF bois are more likely to be upset that someone’s been writing about them with some measure of accuracy. Both the UF bois are likely to try and track me down and demand answers for why I’m doing what I’ve done. SF Sans is going to be very much threatening and probably will tell me to shut the operation down, and SF Papyrus is probably going to think I’m some sort of spy or something. That being said, the Fell universes finding out about this means that Tarts = probably dead. ^J^’

Basically, this is just the links to my story, The Experiment! If you don’t want to see these posts, you can blacklist the tag #theXperiment, or follow it! I’ll try to post more regularly when chapters go up!

Chapter One: And So It Begins

Chapter Two: Filling Them In

Chapter Three: Conflict From Within

Chapter Four: Meeting the Human

Chapter Five: Never Seen Before

Chapter Six: Testing the Waters

Chapter Seven: Tests of the Soul

Chapter Eight: Something’s Wrong

Chapter Nine: Looking Into the Past

Chapter Ten: Making Headway

Chapter Eleven: Talking It Out

Chapter Twelve: Fear From the Mind

Chapter Thirteen: Returning to Her

Chapter Fourteen: A Change of Scene

Chapter Fifteen: Home?

Chapter Sixteen: Trying to Settle

Chapter Seventeen: Learning Something New

Chapter Eighteen: A Day of Relaxing

Oh NO. You’ve asked me the hardest question that I think anyone has ever asked me and I literally don’t know what to answer this with.

I’ll answer with some of my favorite things about each skeleton, and based on my writing style (which is writing as I go along) I’ll see if I can find an answer that way.

UT Sans/Vanilla: Patience. Sure, there’s the lazy portion of it where he won’t do stuff, but I tend to be rather impatient myself, so there’s a lot of that aspect that I can really admire. Vanilla can sit through something no problem, and that’s not easy to do for me most of the time, I want it done sooner.

UT Papyrus/Creampuff: Positivity! There’s nothing more uplifting than someone who has oodles of this character trait and being around them at all times. A lot of the Creampuff stuff that I’ve seen, while it isn’t always like this, is often a good pick-me-up, feel good sort of thing that gets me smiling!

UF Sans/Red: Loyalty. In almost every single fanfic I’ve seen, Red has been 100% dedicated to what he does and the people he cares about. There really isn’t much to say here, but one of my biggest things that I look for in friends is someone who’s willing to stand up for and with me.

UF Papyrus/Fell: Charisma. There’s something rather alluring about someone who can draw in and keep the attention of a crowd. Fell is adept at making himself appear suave and calm at all times, unless there is need for something else. This is an enviable trait as I have the social skills of a potato.

US Sans/Blue: Passion. No matter what it is that he’s doing, Blue’s always going to go at it with all he’s got. There’s not a bone in his body that won’t quit on something he’s decided to do and he’s always going to go for his dreams. The drive and motivation that he has is something spectacular. 

US Papyrus/Stretch: Wittiness. There is definitely a drawback to this, but someone who can make a comment on the fly about something in a snarky manner is rare. It’s hard to be quick on your feet sometimes, but Stretch has got it down pat. I really wish I could be snappy with comebacks and stuff but oh well.

SF Sans/Black: Perceptiveness. With Black, he can see the world with a critical eye and take out any information out of anything. This makes it easy for him to ensure that he can discern good from bad people in a heartbeat and pick up on subtle cues that others would easily miss. 

SF Papyrus/Rus: Kindness. This is actually pretty rare in a Fell universe, and I get it that not all of the interpretations of Rus have this trait. However, I’ve always seen that he’s more of a softy at heart, and kindness is something that I personally strive for in daily interaction with others.

Long story short.... I can’t choose!!! I love all the skeletons for different reasons and there’s really not much I can say that would help me to pick!

I suppose if I was forced to choose just one, I would probably say Blue. I really love the energetic nature that he has, but there’s also the combination of that with his natural charms and the fact that he’s just so cute in a lot of the interpretations I’ve seen of him. I’m weak to cute things, help.

So I normally would ask for specifics or not answer this ask at all because it's a little too vague on WHO I need to write for but...

I can make a general statement about all the bois!

To put it really simply, if you think you're dumb, they'll all find ways to prove that you aren't. Do you excel in one area of something more than other people do? Great! You're not dumb. Are you gifted in a certain talent or skill? Not dumb, because that takes time and effort for others but it just clicks for you! If that still ends up being the case and you feel really dumb afterwards, they're going to talk with you and get to the root of the issue so you can be helped out.

Now if you have a mental disability, they treat you about the same as they treat anyone, but with a heaping dose of extra care. They're going to learn what it is and how to take care of you without making you too upset. If your disability is severe, congrats! You most likely now have a 24/7 nurse who will stick by your side through thick and thin because of it. These skeletons are all loyal almost to a fault, so they won't drop you for reasons like a mental disability.

You know who you are.

AND I LOVE YOU.

Pt2: I also want to ask this about Sans from UT, US, UF, and SF - Have they had moments where they felt jealous, possessive, or feeling yandere?

I don’t normally do this kind of thing, at all with the answering for all the skeletons at once, but trying to think of this answer, all I could come up with for both prompts was a single answer. 

No.

There might be moments where the skeletons feel a hint of jealousy, specifically those from Fell universes, in regards to their S/O’s if there was someone flirting with them, but... Nothing super specific that will make this into a real answer like I normally make. I headcanon all of my bois, while somewhat insecure in their own ways, to not lean anywhere near yandere or possessiveness. If there’s any jealousy at all, it’s the sort of thing where for the most part they will try to clear it up as soon as possible, with the exception of perhaps UF Sans. Even then though, he’s a little easier to read than some of the other skeletons, and thus it wouldn’t be hard to call him out on his feelings. 

My stuff tends to be the more “happy, feel good, fluffy” kind of vibe when I write. Do I write angst? Yes. Do I write bad behaviors as acceptable and okay for relationships? Not that I’m aware of. Yandere doesn’t really fly in my book too well because the entire nature of it is just unhealthy obsessions with a person or thing, and it’s not that fun to read or write for me personally. 

I hate to make this answer so.. bleh, as an answer, but I honestly just can’t see this happening with any of the skeletons.