#polygamist

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Mixed marriages, gay marriages—proponents have rightly lobbied to make all of these legal but no one has fought for the only one that really counts, the polygamist marriage. It's nobody's business how many wives a man has. Muslims can have four wives. South Africans can have as many as ten. Brigham Young had fifty children by who knows how many wives. No telling how many children the Sheik of Araby spawned. Screamin' Jay Hawkins left behind something like seventy-five with almost as many women...when did I ever posit that the polygamist marriage had to be male singular female plural? Have at it, ladies. There's another glass ceiling for you to break.