#plus one

Somewhere out there are wolves and scientists and together they produce wolf urine.

Riddle me that Batman.

...

"You think I don't know what you are doing with that?"

("they're tryin'a get-meat")

On behalf of everyone:

That's why it's important to follow every ethical standard in scientific methods as possible. Much more than your life depends on it.

"I should probably bring my super soaker." (and I'll add two new stickers.)

"I will tell them, 'I brought this because of the wolf urine.'"

May this excuse pass as currency with the the dark ones of the demonic overworld.

(You know how it is.)

Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, side pairing Eurus/OC, past Sherlock/Voictor Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Holmes Family - Character, Mycroft Holmes, Eurus Holmes, Aunt Marion, mémé is back as well, don't worry Eurus is not canon Eurus, Victor Trevor Additional Tags: Wedding, various sex acts between two enthusiastically consenting adults, Established Relationship, wedding hijinx, family hijinx, Family Issues, Fluff, Sexytimes, Banter, Light angst of the family sucking variety, Eurus isn't canon Eurus, Canon Divergence, Sequel, post Unilock, AU, Holmes family is nasty, Homophobia, Classism, mild digs at the Swiss Series: Part 2 of Family Affairs Summary:

Sherlock is surprised when his wedding invitation for his cousin Eurus' wedding doesn't include a plus one. Of course he brings John along anyway, mostly for the free holiday weekend to the south of France. But there can't possibly be a connection between the invitation being addressed only to him, and the presence of Sherlock's ex, Victor, right?

This is the sequel to Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas Dinner I’ve been talking about for a while now. It’s fully written, I’m posting the chapters as they come out of beta. Thank you so much to @jrow, you’re a star!!!

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