Maureen I’ve had a thought so fetch my pen

“Guurrrrgggle.” added Robert, as he went bright red, foamed at the mouth and fell over.

Guess what has gone and enraged the gammon 🎶🎵

“You can’t even say Merry Christmas these days without the PC Brigade carting you off to a re-education camp.”

“I agree with Maggie.” said Bunty Twelvetrees, 73, when Pointless Letters reached out for comment. “Why, the other day Mrs McNulty at number 22 managed to watch just five minutes of ‘It Ain’t Half Hot Mum’ before the PC Brigade kicked her door in and dragged her away into a black van, to be taken to a re-education camp. I bet they don’t even let you say black van without being hauled up in front of a court now. Eeeeh, it’s like you can’t say anything, these days. I blame all these immigrants, you know.”

CHECK AND MATE, PC BRIGADE

DAMN YOU, PC BRIGADE: ‪First they come for the fictional time travelling alien, then they come for Santa Claus.... ‬

SUCK IT, PC BRIGADE