#paranoia-n

I decided to go on my first ranked match with my girlfriend. It was devastating. I got paired with mid to high Gold players. They couldn't understand that it was my first ranked game ever (even though I said so). I was shaking because of the stress. I wasn't able to do anything and they all kept flaming me, so at the end I literally cried. My girlfriend cheered me up, even though we lost the next two matches. I wasn't as nervous as before because I knew she'd be there to comfort me. We'll win tomorrow, I'm sure! 

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really

do you really want me to

I recall the on time I was AFK: I was level 4 or something with my friend in a bot game. In the middle of the match, my mom told me to help her with something, so I walked into a bush and went to help my mom. When I came back, I noticed I left the game because of no activity. It felt weird, but my friend laughed it off. Now when I think about it, it's hilarious, but back then, I was so worried that I ruined the game for everyone.

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I have a friend that I was teaching how to play LoL some time ago, but he stopped for a while. Recently, he wanted to play again, and he fell in love with Vel'Koz since the day he was on free rotation. Now we play everyday so he can get enough IP to buy him, since he wants to main him really much. Even though we play only bot games—I'm lvl 30 and he's 8—we still have lots of fun blasting Vel'Koz & Sona bot lane. I love playing with him so much, and I think Vel'Koz is perfect for him.

Can we talk about my sad life as a jungle main for a sec? When my teammates tell me to gank their lane and the enemy is level 6 while I'm 3 (because of course I can't farm in peace) it's a fucking suicide, man! Or when one of them screams I don't gank them at all, when I can see they're doing fine and don't even let me gank. Am I supposed to fucking towerdive and die because you won't let them push, are you stupid? The best part is when I genuinely try and still get "report jungle". Fucking fantastic, man.