League of Legends Confessions

When I play Yuumi, I refer to my peers as Taxis. Where are we going? Wherever gives me a 10 KDA average on the character.

For all those people who wait to steal the items you're going for in the circle when playing TFT: may you kindly stub your toe

When monster champ? :(

Is it bad if I say that Pentakill 3 Karthus is kinda hot?

Why in the heck does Ezreal/Kai'sa live in my head rent-free? Is it the overcompensating boy finally finding someone he just might share a vulernability with? Is it that the extremely traumatized gal could finally find someone to just let loose and have fun with? Either or, I blame you Warriors cinematic.

I hate it when people tell me when people spam ping my ult. Bestie, I either was out of range, gor CC'ed or simply didn't use it because Sivir/Morg spellshield or Fiora W or something like that. I know when to use my ult, I'm not stupid.

Response to said confession!

I don't talk about my favorite ship much because it's a rarepair and I don't want other people's hate but damn do I want to talk to someone about it. I recently found fanart of them! Of course it didn't get a lot of positive feedback (because most players don't like shipping in general) but it was like a light in a dark tunnel. I wasn't alone and man am I desperate to find more of my kind of people. I hope they're well and I wish I can be friends with them someday.

Azir Adc's playrate is so small across all elos that if I play 5 Azir Adc games a day, I would make up 1% of the total Azir Adc games played worldwide. Azir Adc is legitimately decent as long as your support is a pre-made who's in on it. Even with Azir being nerfed into the ground, there are some synergies with him that just work.

I would die for Galio.

Yes, I bought skins for champions I don't play just because they looked sexy. No, I do not accept constructive criticism.

So I was playing solo queue with a friend and our jungler was Janna. Except, she quite literally had 8.9 million mastery points on the character. Note, my account is level 50. So I'm there thinking after the game ends "is it normal for high elo players to have 8 million mastery points on their characters?" But then I realized no. So I looked up the player and it turns out I ran into the guy who literally holds the record for highest number of Janna mastery points out of any league account on any server. What the fuck?

I love Singed! You go boi commit war crimes and be kill on sight in more places!

I know a lot of Twitch mains adore his Mafia/Crime City skin. I've hated the skin since release, pre-visual rework even, because of how ugly it is. The splash art and how crisp the AAs feel is fantastic though so I have mixed feelings.

Riot really hates us monsterfuckers, huh?

Response to said confession!

Irelia has big dick energy.