Jun 17
A lost prince is raised in a distant world away from his home
Dead parents (mostly)
Sent away to safety by a bird
hmm
Said home was invaded by a force of darkness with glowing red eyes, purple hood and spooky powers
The villain is after some magical macguffin that will bring him immense power
hmmmmmmm
The lost prince, now all grown up, is saved by a kickass pilot who spends most of the movie being entirely done with his dumbass
Hero is more inclined to use empathy in moments of conflict, the pilot would just prefer to shot people in the face
The ship they fly in is bird looking
ya know, I could swear id seen this movie before
#shitpost#he man 2026#paddlepop#im crashing out again#i will admit#a friend noticed this first#after he said it i couldnt unsee it#spent the whole movie LOSING MY MIND#btw i recommend watching he man#it was goofy as shit#even with jared shitting in the corner#shoulda got literally anyone else#shoulda got the voice actor for the SHADOW MASTER#i may be stupid
