Based Mental Breakdown

Jak and Daxter content with a slight hint of random hyperfixation, enjoy.

Ok *cracks knuckles* I'm gonna make an attempt to make my version of Samos at least a little sympathetic. Asshole Samos is always fun to make fun of but ill try to make this work just for fun

it is decided

they are a thems

there, now it can finally stop bothering me to not have the whole trio in my style.

honestly i think its funnier for Daxter to be the tallest/lankiest in the entire village, the type to constantly use his height to mess with people, especially Samos, and then he gets turned into rat and dude is just

"....ok first of all, what the fuk"

also am i the only one who thinks Daxter's goggles sorta stand out against the other villages? maybe his parents had come from a different area. I headcannon that Daxter remembers his and Keira's parents the clearest, and before Samos came through the gateway Daxter took on the job of looking out for Keira.

My version of Daxter is basically Keira's big brother, and when baby Jak showed up Daxter went ahead and added him to the family. I'm giving the reason he messes with Samos so much because he thinks he's a jerk for adopting and giving Keira a home but then just leaving him to still live out on his own (since Samos doesn't recognize Daxter which makes him unimportant to Samos)

wow, there's a lot more people here suddenly

i know there's quite a few that are here for bloodymary stuff, i hope you're still able to enjoy the silly JnD scribbles

ive seen human rocky before, haven't seen human elli, so if anyone else has done this please make yourself known so i can hunt you down

so anyway she takes pictures of marine life and simon is the technician that takes care of the equipment

also human elli and ava are dating, cause every time i think about that i laugh she eats her in both realties

Dead parents (mostly)

Sent away to safety by a bird

hmm

Said home was invaded by a force of darkness with glowing red eyes, purple hood and spooky powers

The villain is after some magical macguffin that will bring him immense power

hmmmmmmm

The lost prince, now all grown up, is saved by a kickass pilot who spends most of the movie being entirely done with his dumbass

Hero is more inclined to use empathy in moments of conflict, the pilot would just prefer to shot people in the face

The ship they fly in is bird looking

ya know, I could swear id seen this movie before

coming up next, watch as this uncultured moron figures out how to actually use AO3 for posting instead of just stalking jnd and res fanfic

The situations they start off in aren't swapped, Simon still was wrapped up in cult stuff and got blamed for filament station, only he doesn't spend anytime in prison, he's sent off to the blood ocean immediately. Grace works with the government to find what's causing the stars to disappear, but when time comes for the ship to leave he actually manages to get away. The project fails without Grace there and the sun gets colder and colder until a couple years later Grace is found again and gets sent up to space alone cause at that point earth has nothing left to do, they're basically out of time now. (in essence, Simon gets his emotional support blood eel from the start and is able to work through his feelings, while Grace sits in his regret for nearly a decade and then gets his leg torn up by an angry space rock)

Eva and Ava are almost the same as the og versions. Ava doesn't really get the chance to care about Simon as after the SM-13 gets knocked off course and communication is lost, Simon just chills with Elli. Eva holds slightly more contempt for Grace after he ran from the project (can you blame him tho he was feeling threatened)

The fates of their worlds are swapped (planet earth slightly more screwed). Simon finds answers in the blood ocean, with Elli's help of course, and they send their findings back to the surface. Grace sends back what are essentially panicked scribbles and is then found by the team blood duo.

Simon doesn't go back to the surface due to both wanting to spend time with his new fish friend, plus something akin to decompression sickness. So if he wants to go back he'd have to do it slowly? makes sense? idk anymore

Grace probably has some sorta title the same way Simon is called The Butcher in the movie. The Deserter, or something akin to that.

by popular demand, i have taken his leg

also some made the joke the rocky just needed a translator and it was all a misunderstanding. ha. no. this rocky is not fucking around, you need to run

the only people having a good time is Simon and Eel/Elli

Decided to go with Project Sulfur for the au's name. i had a look around and iron maiden is already being used and i like being a special pebble.

no matter what au it is, they'll always be sad little gay men

markiplier knows these things exist

i think about that constantly

Ive seen the idea of swapping the scenarios theyre in, so instead i swapped their vibes. Simon having the best time in that blood ocean, making friends with mutant fish that can speak telepathically, while Grace is fighting for his life against an alien rock that generates hazardous atmosphere.

idk if anyone else has done this and given a name to it. i googled what the opposite of a 'bloody mary' drink is and it came up with a 'bloody caesar'. i dont know about that one chief. Iron hail? please tell me someone else has thought this through

@lunardevistation i want u to know it was your comment that inspired this specifically.

anyway, i had a few more things i had to get out of my head before i could calm down so I've made dinner for anyone interested.

I didn't have time to draw this, but i genuinely cant decide who would be who in the "he asked for no pickles" scenario. both options are entirely possible

also here, have some angst, because i love hurting people, I'm tired I'm going back in the ground

birthday time, and i say bloodymary ship post because what do you mean the internet cooked up this absolute masterpiece

my gift to myself is drawing grown men with connection issues, fuk yeh babi

i dont know where i first heard this from, but i subscribe to the idea that the IL universe is an alternate timeline of the HM universe. the stars got ate now everything sucks

thundercunts two more pages directly at your forehead

yes this is still alive sorry i got distracted by large men in trench coats

It would make sense that Tess be the same as Daxter since that happened in J3 but if we ignore that detail. I think she would be a bunny or cat.

Here! have Praxis, Damas and Seem as well! I just couldn't not add them too.

I guess I'm allocating cats and hedgehogs as royals (using basic knowledge of comic lore?) sooooo under this logic Skyheed would end up a squirrel? idk im working off vibes mostly

I got a bit distracted playing requiem, but I'm done now so ill be getting back to actual projects.

This game also may have cause a new fixation. tbh never got into res games, just liked a handful of characters (for perfectly normal reasons), now i got a worm in my brain screaming at me to play every game in the franchise.

will prob use this as an way to practice realism so at least ill have that.

ITS THE LAST FUCKING CHALLENGE ARE U KIDDING ME MY BRAIN TOLD ME THIS WAS A THING BEFORE ANYONE ELSE KNEW AND NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE THAT CAUSE "Oh you probably just read something about this secret and then forgot that u did, and your brain used that memory in a dream" NO I DIDN'T THIS SHIT NO ONE FUCKING KNEW THEY HAD TO GO LOOKING THROUGH FILES TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT I COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO OUT THIS IF I HAD JUST TRIED BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY THIS CANT BE REAL THERESNOFUCKINGWAYWHATLUNITICPUTSTHATKINDOFMENTALGYMNASTICSINTHEIRVIDEOGAME