#outofcontextdnd

Bonus Mystra:

The Wizard of Waterdeep + outofcontextdnd

1. “Ah yes. Flying knives. Nature’s gun.” 

2. “Sorry _____ but you’ve got resting murder face, I don’t know if I can trust you.” 

3. “Hey, can everyone shut up for a minute? I’m trying to find God.” 

4. “Uh, there’s definitely some memory gaps. I’ve had thousands of concussions.” 

5. “I can’t believe I just tied a god in Scrabble!” 

6. “I’m not allowed to raise the dead but _____ gets a puppy. How is that fair!?”

7. “As long as I hear screaming, I know I’ve done the right thing.” 

8. “This had better be a good lesson for you - about not giving your name to random frogs you meet on the road!” 

9. “Don’t eat strange bread, it might make you trip balls and die.” 

10. “Today was pretty normal, besides the whole demonic possession thing.” 

11. “There’s only one solution. We have to eat our way through the jell-o!” 

12. “Sorry about all the arson, I was trying not to die and got carried away.” 

13. “Is a T-Rex considered a siege weapon?” 

14. “Don’t. That’s how you get angels, and we don’t want that.” 

15. “No, you cannot non-lethally push someone off a roof.” 

16. “I think finding out if these spiders are sentient should be top priority.” 

17. “I’m strong as fuck and I do dope things.” 

18. “I said I’d die with honor, not with dignity.” 

19. “I occasionally turn invisible without my consent.”