Healthcare Professions I Think Different DC Charcters Would Have
Context: I have been googling new job ideas
Damian al Gaul / Wayne
Pediatric oncologist
^^ this came to me in a vision and it inspired the rest of this post
1) I think he would be good woth kids because I think he is kind, 2) I think he would be good with kids because everyone was lowkey mean to him as a kid so he knows what not to do
I can't definitively explain why I am so passionate about damian working with kids who have cancer I just am okay
I have been struck by visions of him explaining to parents what is going on and being patient even when they get upset and yell at him and ask why he can't fix it
I think he would be good do a good job at delivering bad news. I think he keeps working for the days he gets to deliver good news.
I think some of his patients come and visit him when they are all grown up
Donna Troy
❗️❗️Head of WHO❗️❗️
Let my girl run the world health organization you know she'd do a fire job
^^This is also connected to my belief that donna should lead the UN or would be a diplomat if she was a normal civilian
Anyways I think she would be so so so so so so so SO good at the policy/ advocacy part of health
I feel like the public health part of healthcare is often forgotten but its so incredibly necessary and it fuels and drives the health of nations and the healthcare environment healthcare workers practice in
Anyways I know donna is advocating for clean water as a human right, access to reproductive care, universal healthcare, and more
I think she would navigate the world of policy very naturally and know when a policy window has appeared and its time to push for change and which things can be comprised on to ensure policies are still implemented
She would make the world a better place
Dick Grayson
Paramedic
Pretty sure he is one in absolute batman and I completely see this
He would thrive in a fast paced environment and world like meeting new ppl all the time
His co workers wouldn't let him drive the ambulance
Lois Lane
MEDICAL RESEARCHER🗣🗣
Someone get this woman in a goddamn lab I know she's eating it up
She would solve Alzheimer's
Give her a few months and a shit ton of fund trust me she could do it I can see it in a dream
I know she's marching up to the deans office in the middle of the day to bang on his door and demand more funding and TRUST SHE ALWAYS GETS HER FUNDING
I feel like this would be such a natural career for her considering her curiosity and driven personality
She has 2 PhDs, a masters and is in the process of getting a bachelor's in poli sci for the love of the game
She gives the university admin board a headache and is the greatest public liability because she keeps yelling at the ethics board but she also keeps publishing groundbreaking articles and getting every government grant so the uni shuts up accepts their fate
Bruce Wayne
unemployed failed pre med or hospital ceo
Cassandra Cain
Organ transplant coordinator
Was originally going to put her as a radiologist cause of her attention to detail + radiologists don't really interact with patients they just read mri/ct/ultrasounds/xray/etc and diagnose ppl with stuff
But then I remembered the panel where she has to talk to a the victim mother of the murderer whose life she saved and I thought to myself why put my girl in a comfortable position when she could instead be put in a situation
With that being said I do think she would be great at this
She cares so deeply and understands the situation families are put in and is not condescending or pushy she's just a good listener and support as they navigate the process while at the same time remembering the weight of the situation
Clark Kent
nurse!!!!!
It suits him so well!!!!
His romcom montage moment is going from being a nurse at the local clinic in smallville to working at a big hospital in metroplois
((He would still be working inpatient at the metropolis hospital btw I don't see him working in the Er))
He has great bedside manner he's very sweet
I will also accept him being an intern at a medical research centre so that he can twin with Lois
Stephanie Brown
Long term care nurse
Also came to me in a vision I just think she would be good at it
I feel like she would like listening to all the residents stories and getting to know them
Also I think it matches how she can be a bit pessimistic at times
But primarily the vibes fit
Barbara Gordon
Bioinformatics or 9/11 dispacher!!!
Basic as hell answer but also I still think they fit
Bioinformatics bevause I think she'd be really good at data analyst and I can her her working with policymakers and reasechers and talking about the different health trends they have observed
I think it mimics her rope as oracle where she can provide info but isn't the final person on the ground doing the thing
Also 911 dispatchers because that's the most obvious translation of her role as oracle to a healthcare career
Diana of Themyscira
kid who offers to pull out your tooth during recess
Thought about this so deeply and I would love further insight if anyone has some but from as or rn this is the only medical role i could imagine her in
I think she would notice/overhear you mention your tooth hurts and something in her brain would click and she would be like "wait I know what to do" and then offer to pull your tooth out
For the record I think she'd be super good at it
She'd tie a string around it, pull it out really quickly, give you a tissue to stop the bleeding, pat you on the shoulder, give you a candy her mom packed and tell you that you did a great job (10/10 unlisecened 7 yr old dentist tbh)
She probably does this multiple times before a teacher notices and calls her moms and then comes the world's most awkward parent-teacher conference
Diana is staring wide eyed and innocent (she's doesn't think she's down anything wrong), hippolayata is incredibly tired, philippus is trying not to laugh, and the teacher is trying to figure out a way to explain this that doesn't make the school sound incompetent
This is the 3rd time they have had to come to the school over diana this month
