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bestie got me into magic and i assigned myself the project of making original art for the entire deck so here is a selection of my favies

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superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

longhorned

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

neon-evangayion

i love the stupidest drama coming out of local trans community servers, like surely you cant be like this when you are twenty seven and yet there people are being dumb.

flopping like a freaking fish.

official-kircheis

neon-evangayion

no way.

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watching a guy at the bahn mi place trying to convince his girlfriend that Fu Manchu isnt racist.

hesperocyon-lesbian

Does anyone have screenshots of that time that guy on cohost claimed that his transfem wife didn’t think he was transphobic and then it turned out she was just an ugly plushie he made?

hesperocyon-lesbian

I found it!!

daciancatamite

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

daciancatamite

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

frawgs

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

frawgs

expired .

morganicapples

neon-evangayion

fuck my vaporrub died because of human caused problems!!!.

dysphoria-things

it is always morally correct to force cis people to respect you and be as loudly and brashly trans as you want

neon-evangayion

read this as "resurrect you" and for a brief moment lived in a world where you could just haunt a cis necromancer into bringing you back, i want back.

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frostops

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

frostops

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

frostops

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

frostops

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love Andy Weir's books but this man is dumb as a bucket of rocks. Dude you have your characters turn to the reader and explain what the social commentary of the book was. You know it's there because you include the sparknotes in the story itself. What the fuck are you talking about.

neon-evangayion

looking at Star Trek and going "uhhh i dont want a morality play with my morality play" is crazy, like dawg you are wanting a less politically active version of Stargate, thats crazy, why would you want that?.

monidoll

first drawing of Uranium Glass.

She is a fairy who's a big fan of okuu and helps around the reactor.

She keeps getting radiation poisoning, but shes a fairy so its not too bad. Her head hurts kind of a lot.

She has an uranium glass plate. She borrowed it (from chireiden), and then forgot it was borrowed and not something she just has, and then broke it by accident.

himejoshikomaru

Reimu smoking is honestly maybe the hottest touhou thing ever

complexkomainu

she loves 2 blow the smoke in my face but thats ok thats my miko love my miko

himejoshikomaru

Nice! That’s love all right! She’s sharing her adult habits with you!

complexkomainu

ohhh when i cough much and it hurts so bad and it feels like my lungs's head is being very kicked it is love

neon-evangayion

Aunn, you must run and hide, someone mean reported this and theyre sending someone to the shrine to take you away!!!.

himejoshikomaru

Reimu smoking is honestly maybe the hottest touhou thing ever

complexkomainu

she loves 2 blow the smoke in my face but thats ok thats my miko love my miko

himejoshikomaru

Nice! That’s love all right! She’s sharing her adult habits with you!

complexkomainu

ohhh when i cough much and it hurts so bad and it feels like my lungs's head is being very kicked it is love

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my penis has exploded and basically i am god because of it.

they will not hire me because i have the wisdom of the woods, i am simply too wise.

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