#ohastings

“I feel like I usually only talk about the Originals, actually. Let’s discuss some other ships.  Wyatt and Luna are headed to the altar apparently, but I need to see a ring first. Stefan and Cat have a kid together and we all know how I feel about staying together for the children. Ever and Chase are kind of cute. Pippa Wilde and Oliver, I’m into that. Ezra and Mina, Kara and Colton, and this is a wild one, but I think it could be cute, too- Phoebe and Cal. Think about it. They’d be perfect.” 

“Isabelle, clearly, she’s the Supreme for a reason. Ever, too, they’re twins and just because the other isn’t the Supreme doesn’t mean she isn’t powerful.The entirety of the original families, especially after the loss they’ve each faced. Phoebe, Maria, Dora– though I’m not sure they’d like to fight next to each other. Tobias, and Oliver, with all of his anger and aggression.” 

“Let’s think about this... 

Nyx: 

She seems hard to tie down, but I know she and Posey seem to have a deep-rooted bond. If they just want to be friends, though, I know Nyx and Cordelia’s chemistry is on fire— they’re flirting pretty heavily. 

Ned:

George Chatwin. Can’t you just see them turning into that quiet, old married couple who enjoys each other’s company in silence? Or Joslyn. She seems to get under his skin, and while there’s really no reason for an Original vampire to go after a young wolf, why not? 

George:

I think this quiet guy could go for someone who could be just as quiet as he, like Ned or Julia Charles. He could also go for someone in the middle. Amber Horne? Laura Wilde? Or there’s the complete opposite end of the spectrum, someone to bring out a different side of him. Here I’d suggest Savannah Daniels, Phoebe Stones, or Cat Santos Rose. 

Phoebe:

I just have a feeling these could go well for her, you know? Based on nothing but my instincts and a love of their pretty faces and interesting personalities together. Tobias Pierce, Cat Santos Rose, Savannah Daniels, Lukas Blackwell, Colton DeForest, Cal Renard, and, even though she wouldn’t be able to keep up with his children, Dash Hastings. 

Oliver: 

Does this man have a romantic bone in his body? He seems celibate and disinterested, more focused on his grief than anything else. Still, I’d say either Cassie Cresswell or Pippa Wilde for this one. He seems to need someone with a lot of sad emotions. 

Emmett: 

I do have a soft spot for his relationship with Maggie Blackwell, I can’t lie. That said, I think just like our good friend George, Emmett has a sense of humor and fun side just waiting to be brought out. I’m hoping he has some fun with Dora Lind, or at least takes up Holly Chevalier’s offer to kiss.

Satisfied?

“I’ve had many thoughts about this lately, but in light of recent events, I’m sure we can all agree there is really only two answers. If anyone else would like to compete, they should be aware that they’re throwing their hat in the ring for a hybrid, aka a monster who as of now cannot control his shift and also wants to drink everyone’s blood. I’d like to say no one, but maybe Savannah Daniels or Cassie Cresswell would like to work through his problems with him. I don’t recommend it, but who knows what they’d like to do?”

“Hey, I’m with you dude. I’ll sign up for that job. She’s strong as hell, she’s funny, and she’s got some big dreams she deserves to achieve. I don’t know which way she swings, but there are some Hastings available, I could see Harley being an interesting match for her, maybe even Ezra? Or Cal? I hear he’s in the market for getting his love life together and finding something meaningful. I can’t think of anyone more meaningful than Pippa Wilde. Cassie could also be a wild(e) card. They’re best friends and I know she’s been around the family a lot.” 

“Wow, are you the Dead Sea? Because you my friend are SALTY. Is Oliver melodramatic and over the top? Sure, but does he have the right to be? Absolutely. Let’s give him more than six seconds to cope with this before we start yelling at him to make like Elsa and let it go, okay?”

“We’ve got the very first Death Dealer, Tobias. There’s a new hybrid in town, he’s going to be wild. The Supreme, can’t forget her. The Supreme’s doppelganger or twin or clone, Ever. And let’s say Mac Cameron, too, because you don’t end up the bodyguard of the eldest Original Vampire for purely superficial reasons, do you...? Special shoutout to Astrid, who is a vampire assassin with a goal. How quaint of her to sleep with her mark.”