#equivocalisms

“Ooh, now wouldn’t that be interesting. Imagine the drama? Let’s see– for the Bachelor I’d go with Sheriff Hot Pants and his five? Well, this needs to be a good mix of personalities to make good television, right? Let’s go with Kara Sykes because we all love a good buddy cop romance, don’t tell me you didn’t feel the tension and chemistry between Benson and Stabler. Throw in Phoebe Stones as the one who gets too drunk to make it to the rose ceremony. Persephone Mitchell as the one that’s too pure for all the debauchery going on. Joslyn Blackwell just for the sheer hell of it, let’s be honest, she’d be a damn good troublemaker and Elena Greyson. The last one standing.”

“The Bachelorette would be Luna Shaw, obviously, because we all want to see her be happy and make cupcakes and brownies and cake and get into flour fights with someone who might not completely deserve the ground she walks on but is simply good enough. Let’s go with Giussepi Ricci and Xavier Tyler as the ones that come in and become really good friends in the process of the show’s taping. Colton Deforest who loses this season and gets his own after becoming a fan favorite. Mark Davenport, who is only there because he’s so good looking that they just had to have him. And then our winner, George Chatwin, the one most tweeted about during the rose ceremonies because he’s so damn cute.”

“I may have gotten a little carried away, but I can’t help it. I love a good dating show.”

“Let’s think about this... 

Nyx: 

She seems hard to tie down, but I know she and Posey seem to have a deep-rooted bond. If they just want to be friends, though, I know Nyx and Cordelia’s chemistry is on fire— they’re flirting pretty heavily. 

Ned:

George Chatwin. Can’t you just see them turning into that quiet, old married couple who enjoys each other’s company in silence? Or Joslyn. She seems to get under his skin, and while there’s really no reason for an Original vampire to go after a young wolf, why not? 

George:

I think this quiet guy could go for someone who could be just as quiet as he, like Ned or Julia Charles. He could also go for someone in the middle. Amber Horne? Laura Wilde? Or there’s the complete opposite end of the spectrum, someone to bring out a different side of him. Here I’d suggest Savannah Daniels, Phoebe Stones, or Cat Santos Rose. 

Phoebe:

I just have a feeling these could go well for her, you know? Based on nothing but my instincts and a love of their pretty faces and interesting personalities together. Tobias Pierce, Cat Santos Rose, Savannah Daniels, Lukas Blackwell, Colton DeForest, Cal Renard, and, even though she wouldn’t be able to keep up with his children, Dash Hastings. 

Oliver: 

Does this man have a romantic bone in his body? He seems celibate and disinterested, more focused on his grief than anything else. Still, I’d say either Cassie Cresswell or Pippa Wilde for this one. He seems to need someone with a lot of sad emotions. 

Emmett: 

I do have a soft spot for his relationship with Maggie Blackwell, I can’t lie. That said, I think just like our good friend George, Emmett has a sense of humor and fun side just waiting to be brought out. I’m hoping he has some fun with Dora Lind, or at least takes up Holly Chevalier’s offer to kiss.

Satisfied?

“Like I just get to tell you what I wanna see? Wow okay, Dash Hastings and Phoebe Stones, she’d spice up his life. Is that awkward to say? He said he hasn’t gone on a date in a long time, right? What about Laura Wilde and Lincoln Rossi? Ian Tyler and Jack Wilde? Faraday Fitzpatrick and Farren Loset? Violet Becker and Posey Mitchell? They could be their own flower girls at the wedding!”

Hi! Thank you for the suggestion. I don’t mind taking them, because it’s easier to take a suggestion than a request. It feels less pressured.