“I’m a sucker for the Parent Trap, like everyone else, so Dash and Savannah could be pretty cute. If anything, think about the children! The children!

Who else? Dom and Haylee. No kids involved there, and I think it’d be fun. A thousand year old emotionally stunted Original werewolf and a twenty-two year old emotionally damaged witch. What could go wrong? 

Jake’s out here throwing rocks at Ria’s window in the middle of the night on Valentine’s Day, so something’s a-brewing there and I wanna grab some popcorn. 

I’m going to say Astrid and Noah, too, just because that looks like it’s inevitable. Supposed to happen. Meant to be, some would say. 

And Chester Cole should just flirt with someone, anyone, because it seems unfair to the rest of us if he doesn’t. All that game can’t be wasted on him. It’s not like I can use it.”

“If the world was ending, these two would want to be with each other? Let’s see. Not in any order, but I think these pairs would fit. You can decide which are the Jyn Ersos and which are the Cassian Andors. 

Sophia and Vince. They found their way to each other a thousand years later, there’s no doubt they’d want to be with each other. 

Sparrow and Ronnie. Didn’t Sparrow say she’d miss Ronnie if she were gone? And that’s just on a normal day. 

Jonathan and Emma. The guy waited a long time to fall in love the way I think he’s falling now. It’s cute. You know. The way that other people are cute, but if it were me it would be a lot to handle. 

Jake and Ria. I don’t think there’s any going back once you want to kiss someone you know has multiple personalities. 

And, last but not least, Noah and Astrid. They keep coming back to each other, right? That’s gotta mean something. I’m sure if the world was ending they’d put their differences aside and just... enjoy it. Bang one out again, just for the hell of it. In honor of the end of the fucking world.”

“Maybe slow down there. It kind of looks like our favorite assassin is trying to kill Noah on the Blood Moon. It’s hard to be in a couple when one of you is going to be killed by the other, brutally and on purpose. Maybe Astrid develops a heart, though. Maybe she’s just trying to kill one of his siblings. He could probably still love her if she killed Lukas, right? Do those two still get along?”