“My, you do ask a lot of questions, don’t you... Let’s see, in no particular order: 

Best Dressed Women: (+5)

Savannah Daniels, Pippa Percy, Cassie Cresswell, Luna Shaw, Delilah Reyes, Morgan Ambrose, and Nyx Brraganza. 

But really, all of them. Joslyn Blackwell? Ever and Issy? This was difficult. 

Best Dressed Men: (+3)

Less difficult. Wyatt LeBlanc, Tobias Pierce, Teddy Beacon, Ivan Blahnik, and Touma ‘Chou’ Dannika. Of course, Noah Blackwell, Emmett Bryson, and Nathaniel Greyson are also cutting fine figures in their outfits.

Top 5 Best Masks: (+11)

Noah Blackwell, Ian Tyler, Dora Lind, Mac Cameron, Tobias Pierce, Dylan Wright, Cat Santos Rose, Cal Renard, Chou Tannika, Lincoln Rossi, Chase Hastings, Adam Haley, Val Remington, Tom Scheffer. 

I hope you weren’t looking for accurate numbers, I simply chose not to choose. 

Most Likely to be Wasted: 

Jacob Thorne.

Most Likely to Strip: 

Rumor has it Holly Chevalier is looking for a reason to grace us all with a performance of her version of Lady Godiva. Someone get this woman a horse, immediately. 

Most Likely to Prank: 

Once upon a time I would have said Oliver Hastings. Adam Haley, even. Perhaps Scout Matthews, sans humanity. Now, however, I’m beginning to think the mantle solely belongs to Valentin Remington. 

Satisfied?

“I feel like I usually only talk about the Originals, actually. Let’s discuss some other ships.  Wyatt and Luna are headed to the altar apparently, but I need to see a ring first. Stefan and Cat have a kid together and we all know how I feel about staying together for the children. Ever and Chase are kind of cute. Pippa Wilde and Oliver, I’m into that. Ezra and Mina, Kara and Colton, and this is a wild one, but I think it could be cute, too- Phoebe and Cal. Think about it. They’d be perfect.” 

“Isabelle, clearly, she’s the Supreme for a reason. Ever, too, they’re twins and just because the other isn’t the Supreme doesn’t mean she isn’t powerful.The entirety of the original families, especially after the loss they’ve each faced. Phoebe, Maria, Dora– though I’m not sure they’d like to fight next to each other. Tobias, and Oliver, with all of his anger and aggression.” 

“We’ve got the very first Death Dealer, Tobias. There’s a new hybrid in town, he’s going to be wild. The Supreme, can’t forget her. The Supreme’s doppelganger or twin or clone, Ever. And let’s say Mac Cameron, too, because you don’t end up the bodyguard of the eldest Original Vampire for purely superficial reasons, do you...? Special shoutout to Astrid, who is a vampire assassin with a goal. How quaint of her to sleep with her mark.”

“Good thing we didn’t have to deal with this in Isabelle’s wild days. Like, two of these girls running around being party girls, spiking people’s drinks, using their magic? This town wouldn’t have survived. I’m laughing, but I’m crying on the inside just imagining it.”