#noahblackwell

“My, you do ask a lot of questions, don’t you... Let’s see, in no particular order: 

Best Dressed Women: (+5)

Savannah Daniels, Pippa Percy, Cassie Cresswell, Luna Shaw, Delilah Reyes, Morgan Ambrose, and Nyx Brraganza. 

But really, all of them. Joslyn Blackwell? Ever and Issy? This was difficult. 

Best Dressed Men: (+3)

Less difficult. Wyatt LeBlanc, Tobias Pierce, Teddy Beacon, Ivan Blahnik, and Touma ‘Chou’ Dannika. Of course, Noah Blackwell, Emmett Bryson, and Nathaniel Greyson are also cutting fine figures in their outfits.

Top 5 Best Masks: (+11)

Noah Blackwell, Ian Tyler, Dora Lind, Mac Cameron, Tobias Pierce, Dylan Wright, Cat Santos Rose, Cal Renard, Chou Tannika, Lincoln Rossi, Chase Hastings, Adam Haley, Val Remington, Tom Scheffer. 

I hope you weren’t looking for accurate numbers, I simply chose not to choose. 

Most Likely to be Wasted: 

Jacob Thorne.

Most Likely to Strip: 

Rumor has it Holly Chevalier is looking for a reason to grace us all with a performance of her version of Lady Godiva. Someone get this woman a horse, immediately. 

Most Likely to Prank: 

Once upon a time I would have said Oliver Hastings. Adam Haley, even. Perhaps Scout Matthews, sans humanity. Now, however, I’m beginning to think the mantle solely belongs to Valentin Remington. 

Satisfied?

“Isabelle, clearly, she’s the Supreme for a reason. Ever, too, they’re twins and just because the other isn’t the Supreme doesn’t mean she isn’t powerful.The entirety of the original families, especially after the loss they’ve each faced. Phoebe, Maria, Dora– though I’m not sure they’d like to fight next to each other. Tobias, and Oliver, with all of his anger and aggression.” 

“I’m a sucker for the Parent Trap, like everyone else, so Dash and Savannah could be pretty cute. If anything, think about the children! The children!

Who else? Dom and Haylee. No kids involved there, and I think it’d be fun. A thousand year old emotionally stunted Original werewolf and a twenty-two year old emotionally damaged witch. What could go wrong? 

Jake’s out here throwing rocks at Ria’s window in the middle of the night on Valentine’s Day, so something’s a-brewing there and I wanna grab some popcorn. 

I’m going to say Astrid and Noah, too, just because that looks like it’s inevitable. Supposed to happen. Meant to be, some would say. 

And Chester Cole should just flirt with someone, anyone, because it seems unfair to the rest of us if he doesn’t. All that game can’t be wasted on him. It’s not like I can use it.”

“If the world was ending, these two would want to be with each other? Let’s see. Not in any order, but I think these pairs would fit. You can decide which are the Jyn Ersos and which are the Cassian Andors. 

Sophia and Vince. They found their way to each other a thousand years later, there’s no doubt they’d want to be with each other. 

Sparrow and Ronnie. Didn’t Sparrow say she’d miss Ronnie if she were gone? And that’s just on a normal day. 

Jonathan and Emma. The guy waited a long time to fall in love the way I think he’s falling now. It’s cute. You know. The way that other people are cute, but if it were me it would be a lot to handle. 

Jake and Ria. I don’t think there’s any going back once you want to kiss someone you know has multiple personalities. 

And, last but not least, Noah and Astrid. They keep coming back to each other, right? That’s gotta mean something. I’m sure if the world was ending they’d put their differences aside and just... enjoy it. Bang one out again, just for the hell of it. In honor of the end of the fucking world.”

“I don’t know if they even know this is going to happen, but damn I’m scared for all those powerless individuals. I’m sure Nate and Maggie and the rest are going to remind us they know how to do hand to hand combat, but someone tearing out Daralis’ heart this time may not have to worry about her being around to kill them the next day, you know what I’m saying? I’m just going to say all of the Originals for this one.”

“My my my, do you know something I don’t? I do so resent that. Now, if Emma was the one who managed to sink a knife into her future sister-in-law, I couldn’t see a reason why Jonathan would stay together. Then again, he may take after his uncle. We all know Noah has a soft spot for assassins, even if they are after his own family…”

“The good news is, our favorite stoic vampire is going to survive that injury. I would have said he was going to live forever no matter what, but with the Blood Moon coming up, all bets are off. Werewolf bites are still hard, though, so I get why the guy keeps himself closed off.  A thousand years of shitty memories? Just thinking about it makes me start to go crazy.”

“Maybe slow down there. It kind of looks like our favorite assassin is trying to kill Noah on the Blood Moon. It’s hard to be in a couple when one of you is going to be killed by the other, brutally and on purpose. Maybe Astrid develops a heart, though. Maybe she’s just trying to kill one of his siblings. He could probably still love her if she killed Lukas, right? Do those two still get along?”