#coltondeforest

“Ooh, now wouldn’t that be interesting. Imagine the drama? Let’s see– for the Bachelor I’d go with Sheriff Hot Pants and his five? Well, this needs to be a good mix of personalities to make good television, right? Let’s go with Kara Sykes because we all love a good buddy cop romance, don’t tell me you didn’t feel the tension and chemistry between Benson and Stabler. Throw in Phoebe Stones as the one who gets too drunk to make it to the rose ceremony. Persephone Mitchell as the one that’s too pure for all the debauchery going on. Joslyn Blackwell just for the sheer hell of it, let’s be honest, she’d be a damn good troublemaker and Elena Greyson. The last one standing.”

“The Bachelorette would be Luna Shaw, obviously, because we all want to see her be happy and make cupcakes and brownies and cake and get into flour fights with someone who might not completely deserve the ground she walks on but is simply good enough. Let’s go with Giussepi Ricci and Xavier Tyler as the ones that come in and become really good friends in the process of the show’s taping. Colton Deforest who loses this season and gets his own after becoming a fan favorite. Mark Davenport, who is only there because he’s so good looking that they just had to have him. And then our winner, George Chatwin, the one most tweeted about during the rose ceremonies because he’s so damn cute.”

“I may have gotten a little carried away, but I can’t help it. I love a good dating show.”

Mads wandered into the station, walking straight into Colton’s office and plopping down in the chair across from his desk without carrying to knock. “I’d like to report a crime,” Mads said looking up over at her sister’s boyfriend as seriously as she could. Before cracking a small smile and pushing a bag filled with Mcdonalds over in his direction. “I miss you.”

Maddy knew she hadn’t been to the station in a while, partially because she was being better at the whole don’t break the law thing. But after her talk with her sister, this was the first place she wanted to swing by. After everything that happened with her in the past couple of weeks, she was afraid to let anyone else in. She didn’t want to get hurt again and she sure as hell didn’t want her sister to. Mads and Lor had never been the closest of siblings, but after everything Maddy had put her through, Lorelei deserved to be happy. She had been the one out of the two of them who had been their for their mom when she died and if anyone would be a good mother, Maddy knew it would be her. Lorelei deserved to have a family and Maddy hoped that it wasn’t too late for her to be part of it. “I heard the news and I just wanted to say welcome to the family, Colt. And um... I know I can be a lot. I’m dramatic and over the top and I probably never going to stop, especially not with sex jokes or trying to make you uncomfortable. And let’s face it, I’m going to corrupt the hell out of your kid and spoil them rotten and I know you and Lor are just dating and who knows what will happen and, I swear I’m only going to say this once ever,  but um... either way, I’d- I’d really like it if you’d be my brother?”

With a tray of drinks in her arms, Grace maneuvered through the police station carefully. She was a woman on a mission and seeing that Colton’s desk wasn’t too hard to find, she was already feeling pretty accomplished. “You know, it’s pretty easy to find you.” Grace spoke as she moved to stand in front of the desk. “It’s extra cold today so I also brought you a hot chocolate. But if you just want coffee you can have those two and I’ll take both hot chocolates.” 

“Colton’s my husband. We got married, didn’t invite any of the town because they’re bad fucking luck and we would’ve ended up with the whole reception on fire or something. Anyway. I try to get him to nap and eat his veggies and in return he gives me a hard fucking time and tries to barter with me to get me to leave him alone. He doesn’t seem to grasp the concept that I’m trying to keep him alive because annoying his tombstone would not be as fun.”

“One double vodka and coke please.” Rita flashed her card, rubbing the back of her neck purposely standing right next to Colton, hoping he’d be the one to acknowledge her. She didn’t want to impose on his evening. Apart from - well actually, yes she did. Eddie was apart of his pack. And she was - is - Eddie’s wife. That made them family - kind of. Barely. But the tie was there. “And one of whatever he’s drinking.” She elbowed him lightly and gave him a light smile, “Hey stranger, haven’t seen you in a while...”

“I feel like I usually only talk about the Originals, actually. Let’s discuss some other ships.  Wyatt and Luna are headed to the altar apparently, but I need to see a ring first. Stefan and Cat have a kid together and we all know how I feel about staying together for the children. Ever and Chase are kind of cute. Pippa Wilde and Oliver, I’m into that. Ezra and Mina, Kara and Colton, and this is a wild one, but I think it could be cute, too- Phoebe and Cal. Think about it. They’d be perfect.” 

“Let’s think about this... 

Nyx: 

She seems hard to tie down, but I know she and Posey seem to have a deep-rooted bond. If they just want to be friends, though, I know Nyx and Cordelia’s chemistry is on fire— they’re flirting pretty heavily. 

Ned:

George Chatwin. Can’t you just see them turning into that quiet, old married couple who enjoys each other’s company in silence? Or Joslyn. She seems to get under his skin, and while there’s really no reason for an Original vampire to go after a young wolf, why not? 

George:

I think this quiet guy could go for someone who could be just as quiet as he, like Ned or Julia Charles. He could also go for someone in the middle. Amber Horne? Laura Wilde? Or there’s the complete opposite end of the spectrum, someone to bring out a different side of him. Here I’d suggest Savannah Daniels, Phoebe Stones, or Cat Santos Rose. 

Phoebe:

I just have a feeling these could go well for her, you know? Based on nothing but my instincts and a love of their pretty faces and interesting personalities together. Tobias Pierce, Cat Santos Rose, Savannah Daniels, Lukas Blackwell, Colton DeForest, Cal Renard, and, even though she wouldn’t be able to keep up with his children, Dash Hastings. 

Oliver: 

Does this man have a romantic bone in his body? He seems celibate and disinterested, more focused on his grief than anything else. Still, I’d say either Cassie Cresswell or Pippa Wilde for this one. He seems to need someone with a lot of sad emotions. 

Emmett: 

I do have a soft spot for his relationship with Maggie Blackwell, I can’t lie. That said, I think just like our good friend George, Emmett has a sense of humor and fun side just waiting to be brought out. I’m hoping he has some fun with Dora Lind, or at least takes up Holly Chevalier’s offer to kiss.

Satisfied?