Hearing sirens heading in my home's direction:
Me: Ah they're coming for me. They heard my thoughts. The government framed me for a crime because I'm a "radical". I did a crime that I forgot about. The places I shoplifted from as a teenager finally pressed charges. My DNA was mistakenly found at a crime scene and now I'm being mistaken as a murderer
The sirens passing my house and driving away:
Me: phew not this time













