#notfunnydean

Title: It’s a match Author: @notfunnyDean Artist: @LeafZelindor Other Pairing: Sam/Dean/Cas Rating: Explicit Warnings/Spoilers: Polyamory | Online Dating | sexting | soft!Dean Summary: When Dean suffers from his feelings for his brother and the angel Castiel, he decides to do something about it. He tries to matchmake them on a dating app. He gets the app himself, only to look if those two really get it on of course. But somehow he starts flirting with them anonymously and falls even harder for them. Is there a way out without hurting anyone?

For @notfunnydean  (AO3)

Dean smirks as he lets himself slip, his skates skidding until he falls on his ass. He’s expecting it so it doesn’t hurt but he makes sure to let out a frustrated groan, playing it up for his company. “You guys,” he whines, looking up at his two best friends. “I suck at this.”

Jimmy looks over at Cas and they seem to have a silent conversation before Jimmy is letting out a sigh. He reaches down, helping Dean back up. “You are so hopeless,” Jimmy says, but there’s a curl to his lips, letting Dean know he’s teasing. 

“I warned you,” Dean says back, getting up on his skates, making sure his legs look shaky. “I think I need a hand to hold or something.” Dean’s belly breaks out in butterflies as he waits for a response. 

It’s no great secret that Dean’s been crushing on the twins since they first met at freshman orientation. He’s flirted and made his interest known, but the twins have never returned his affections. So Dean’s pretty much come to terms with being in a constant state of sexually frustrated pining when he’s around Jimmy and Cas. But that’s just his life. And he’s willing to put up with it because he loves the twins and he wants to keep them in his life for as long as they’ll have him. 

Which is why Dean is surprised when two arms lock around his own, a twin on each of his sides. “Let us help,” Cas says with a shy smile. It’s chilly out but if Dean didn’t know any better, he’d say Cas was blushing. 

“Yeah,” Dean says, clearing his throat and smiling. “Okay.”

They slowly skate around the rink, their arms locked together. Dean feels his body heat at the innocent touch, their hips occasionally bumping. 

“This is nice,” Dean admits softly and then instantly regrets it. 

“It is,” Jimmy says with a wide smile, his free hand squeezing Dean’s arm. Dean looks over, watching Jimmy nervously biting his lip. “Dean, there’s something we wanna ask.”

Dean’s stomach fills with nerves. Is this the part they tell him they know about his crush and make him back off? Instead, Cas butts in. “It’s nothing bad so stop frowning.”

“Go ahead,” he says nervously nonetheless. 

“Will you go on a date with us?” Jimmy blurts out. “Like with, uh, both of us? Together?”

Warnings: fluff! Language, Sam and Cas being little shits

Pairings: Dean x reader

A/N: for @notfunnydean ‘s christmas advent day 9! I’ve done one of these before, so I hope you like this one just as much!

Word count: 965

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“Cas.. cas c’mere for a second.” Sam whispered. Castiel turned around and Sam was peeking out from behind a door. He looked over at Dean and y/n, who were watching some movie, arguing whether it was a christmas movie or not. “Die hard is not a christmas movie! Even Bruce Willis said so!” “But it came out on christmas eve!! Of course it’s a christmas movie!” Nodding he slipped in the door into the room beside Sam.

“We’ve got to do something about them.” Sam said as Castiel closed the door. “About who?” Cas asked. Sam rolled his eyes. “The lovebirds on the couch over there! Oh come on Cas. You see it too right? They’re head over heels for each other.” He exclaimed. Castiel shrugged. “Y/n and Dean always said they’re just friends and I -,” he started. “Bullshit.” Sam cut in. “Bullshit?” Castiel said. Sam sighed. “They’re not just friends. Dean acts weird around her. He always tries to show off. It’s annoying.” He said. “I guess...” Cas muttered. “So are you in?” Sam asked. After a few seconds, Cas nodded. Earning a smile from Sam.

“Hey Cas. Whatcha got there?” Y/n said, frightening Castiel. She always snuck up on him. On purpose. She said it was payback for all the times he popped up beside her. “Um - nothing...” he said, quickly shoving the object under his trenchcoat. “Oh come on. Please? It’s only me..” she begged, trying to get around Cas to see what it was. “It’s nothing.” He said, before disappearing from sight.

“Got the stuff?” Sam asked as Castiel stumbled into the kitchen. “Yes. It was close though. Y/n almost saw it. I had to - well - zap out of there. I’m sure she’s a little suspicious.” Cas said placing the little pot of herbs on front of him. “Mistletoe. I don’t understand Sam. Why do we need it?” The angel asked. Sam laughed. “It’s like a tradition Cas. If two people walk under mistletoe. They have to kiss. It’ll be a great way for them to confess how they feel.” He said proudly, holding up a piece. “What if they don’t?” Cas asked. “Don’t what?” Sam said, putting the mistletoe back in the jar and screwing on the lid. “Don’t have - feelings. What if they really are just friends?” Castiel stated. Sam shook his head. “I guess we’ll see.” He said.

“Hey Dean?” Y/n asked, knocking on Dean’s open door. He was sitting cross legged on the bed, eyes closed and music playing through his old record player. AC/DC. One of her favourite songs, Hells Bells. Dean didn’t hear her over the loud song, so she sighed and sat down beside him. Laying her head on his shoulder. “Y/n? I didn’t hear you come in.” He said, reaching over and turning off the music. “Yeah. Cas says I’m very quiet. I don’t think so though.” She muttered. “What’s up?” He asked, shuffling back beside her so she could rest against him again.

She sighed. “Are Cas and Sam acting weird to you?” She asked, looking up at him. He chuckled. “I dunno. They’re always weird don’t you think?” He said. She shrugged. “Yeah. But weirder than normal.” Y/n mumbled, fiddling with a lose string on Dean’s bed. “Hmm. I haven’t really noticed. I’m sure it’s nothing y/n. Don’t worry.” He said, rubbing circles on her back. She nodded and leaned away from him, collapsing down on the bed. “Maybe I’m just paranoid.” She said. Dean laughed. “You’re a hunter. Hunter’s are paranoid.” He pointed out. “I guess you’re right.” She muttered. “I’m always right.” Dean said. “No way. You said Die Hard wasn’t a christmas movie.” She said with a smile. “Oh my god how many times do I have to tell you -,” Dean started again.

“I’m telling you! Even Bruce Willis said so. Die hard is not a christmas movie!” Dean argued as him and y/n made their way to the library. “Oh my god Dean. It obvoiusly is! It came out on christmas eve!” Y/n argued back. “Stop! Stop right there!” Sam shouted suddenly. Y/n and Dean looked at him confused. He pointed upwards, a large grin on his face. “What - oh...” Dean said looking up. “It’s mistletoe!” Castiel said from behind them. “Cas.. sam.. what are you..” Y/n said, trying to stay calm. “Well. Go on. Don’t worry we won’t look.” Sam said with the shit eating grin still on his face.

Day 6: Under the mistletoe

Author: @notfunnydean

Artist: @dmsilvisart 

Pairing: Dean Winchester / Castiel

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 19.486

Tropes: Guardian Angel, Homeless Person, Angst, First Time, Fake Dating, Hurt & Comfort, Mutual Pining, Strangers to Friends to Lovers / Virgin!Dean

Warnings: None

Tags: #Abusive John Winchester, #Everyone has a guardian angel #but bad people (and Dean) #homeless!Dean, #Sam is at Stanford #first kiss #first time #guardian angels #smut #top!Cas #bottom!Dean #happy ending #Virgin!Dean #fake dating #mutual pining #strangers to friends to lovers #Canon-Typical Violence 

Summary: Everybody in the world has his own guardian angel, to keep them safe and protect them. Only “bad people” are without a guardian angel. Maybe that’s why Dean is alone.

Title: Will you be my Ten Inch Hero? Author: @notfunnydean Artist: @kuwlshadow Film: Ten Inch Hero Pairings: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jo/Charlie, Gabriel/Rowena, Bobby/Crowley, Two Surprise Pairings Word Count: 57.468 Rating: Explicit Summary: 

When John Winchester kicks Dean out, after he saw him kissing another boy, and Dean sees that Sam has a perfect life at Stanford without him, Dean starts a new life in Santa Cruz. He works at a tiny shop as a cook, has found some friends there, and is overall happy enough. That changes when Castiel comes into his shop and his Co-worker Azara, who has a different man every night, starts flirting with him right in front of Dean. Not that he would be jealous or anything, but there is something about Castiel that makes him weak in the knees. Only that Castiel would never want him back, right? Warnings: bullying, homophobic language, violence, smut, giving a baby to adoption (not Destiel), Almost (!) Rape/Non-Con mentioned (not Destiel), abusive John Winchester Tags: #takes place in the supernatural world #John kicked Dean out #Dean starting a new life #Stanford!Sam #Priestly!Dean #Cas is a new character in the movie #nsfw #bottom!Dean #top!Cas #first kiss #first time  #virgin!Dean #surprise guest appearance #abusive John Winchester #bullying #homophobia  #two surprise side pairings #Dean with colorful hair #shy!Dean #Dean is shy and bi #not Ketch or Mick friendly 

So I really reached 666 followers and since I like the number ;) I thought I could do something like this! I started my blog almost two years ago and I can’t believe how many wonderful people I met during this time! The SPN Fandom is truly magical!

So this is my way of saying thank you!

Mutuals are in italic / People who are my heros and I admire from afar are bold. But don’t worry, I really love you all. ♥︎

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