(your all in gazs barracks room)
Gaz: "you don't get it I HAVE to find out what bloody cologne nik wears! he smells like happiness and softness and butt sex and rainbows"
You: (laying in gazs bed watching him pace back and forth) "or, you know you could just ask him like a normal person, instead of smelling him constantly. yeah man its not subtle at all"
Soap: (sitting on the end of the bed rubbing your feet absently) "their right you know man, its bit weird"
You: "why do you even care this much? its just cologne"
Gaz: (rolls his eyes and turns away from you and soap, crossing his arms) ..."just want to smell like him that's all"
Soap: "oh I'll tell you why he cares aright"-"Soap shut up" "he cares because he's got a big ol' crush "
Gaz: "oh fuck off! I do not have a crush...he's just..."
You: "hot?" "sexy?" "muscular?" "smooth and charming?"
Gaz: "yes you fuckin' pricks, he's hot he's sexy he's muscular he's smooth and charming and I wanna call him daddy but that doesn't mean I've got a bloody crush on him!"
You: "we didn't say anything about-"
Gaz: "I didnt-i wasn't-"*he pauses when the door suddenly creaks open, there stands ghost who smells very familiar all of a sudden)
Ghost: 'all of you get off your arses and get to work."
(you all give a firm yes sir, he turns to leave but pauses and turns back to gaz)
Ghost: "and Garrick. its not cologne its deodorant....plus he prefers papa."