#pricenik

Ghost: say what-

Price, taking off his hat: I'm tired of fighting the unknown. I'm leaving

Soap: UH-?? CAP??

Price: no no, just John. Bye *starts walking away while taking his gear off*

Gaz: HOLD ON- PRICE

Price: I'm going to live in the forest. Byyeee-

Ghost, chasing after him: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

Price and Nik don’t see each other often these days, but when they do…….. 🫡

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Anyway, Nik does the only reasonable thing and decides that is his baby now and he is now a Girl Dad. He buys everything that baby could possibly want or need and several many parenting books, he dotes on her, she's with him allll the time, strapped to his chest, cradled in his arm, what have you.

A couple weeks later, while Nikolai is napping on an old couch in his garage, baby also napping on his big broad chest, Price comes to visit. Nik is awoken to something along the lines of "Nikolai, what the bloody hell is that?"

Your favorite food and snacks never ran out. Your rent never went up, and there weren't any restrictive or crazy rules that they expected you to follow. At least, you didn't seem to think so.

"Ah, phone. Now." Nikolai scolds, snapping his finger in your face. "Should we set a new limit on apps? It's outside time right now." You pouted slightly as you make a half-hearted effort to grab your phone back.

"Papa! It's too hot to go outside right now." You protest, but you still follow him when he walks outside.

"Oh, you poor thing. Arms up." He orders, not missing the way you glance nervously at the guests. "What? They have seen you in your underwear before. They've seen you in much less, too." He chuckles as he strips you down and tosses your clothes aside.

"Why don't you go run around in the sprinklers?" John suggests from his place at the grill, smirking at you between the billows of smoke. Nik gives you a pat to the ass, sending you off into the backyard to run around.

You could feel the eyes on you as you jumped through the long streams of water. It was fun after a few rounds, giggling as the cold water cooled your hot skin. It wasn't long until John called you back to the porch for lunch, holding your plate.

"Sit down." Simon orders, patting his leg. "I don't see the little one often... nice to see they behave themselves." He chuckles as you plop down on his lap, legs spread over his large thigh.

"Thank you, Dad." You take your plate with a smile; your burger already made the way you liked it. "Can I have dessert after?" Simon squeezes your waist tight, hand wandering down to cup your crotch.

Ghost, Gaz, and Soap stop by to see how Nik is doing. They only can make out a handful of the words Nik is saying but can get the gist and it makes them laugh.

It doesn’t help that Price is sitting the uncomfortable hospital chair next to Nik’s bed blushing harder than anyone has ever seen. Thank the every living fuck that no one is fluent enough to know the dirty filth Nik is saying. At him and about him.

When Nik gets enough brain power back he starts in English, because everyone needs to know about how down bad he is for his husband.

The boys haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. When Price registered he switched languages there was horror in his eyes.

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Nikolai, who doesn't understand the concept and will literally throw himself at Price at every opportunity by draping himself over him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and waist just to physically keep him as close as possible without knowing what effect it has on Price.