saw this tiktok and knew i neeeeeded to write something quick, fast, and in a hurry!!
fauxcest, age gap, uncle!Andrew, niece!reader, nobody is batting an eye except J, readerâs 21st birthday
you love your uncles. all of them, uncle Daren, uncle Craig, uncle Baz, and uncle Pope but you always called him uncle Andrew.
yeah they werenât really your uncles but still, they treated you like their family and you were close enough to Jâs age that they just presumed to treat you like a niece.
it was your birthday!! youâd finally turned 21 and to celebrate Deran had let you use some of the beer from his bar. about eight kegs just scattered inside and outside the house as you prepared for the party.
youâd gone out with J earlier in the morning to go pick your cake, party streamers and whatever else. also they didnât want you at the house while they were attempting to âwrapâ your gifts.
so you basically hadnât been home all day. being out and not seeing any of your uncles.
you and J got about around one in the afternoon-ish. heading inside with grocery bags, setting them on the counter as you started to unpack. after about fifteen minutes you were all done and headed to the living room where all your uncles and J were sitting.
flashing them all smiles when they started to try and âhype you upâ for your big day. in truth you didnât wanna make a big deal out of it but at the same time you didnât mind the attention you weee getting.
especially when the words, âcome here sweetie, give uncle Andrew a kiss.â
left your oldest uncleâs mouth and floated their way into your ears.
youâd have him a nod because youâd always say yes to him. most thought it was because you feared him but in truth you just wanted to please him. you sat yourself on his lap with arms and his neck and gave him a big olâ wet one on his cheek.
youâve got your feet lightly kicking as you look over to your uncle Andrew for any sign of approval.
he shook his head at you and let out a âtskâ under his breath.
âyou really gonna call that a kiss? what boys you been hanging out with this time?â
you just gave a small frown, averting your gaze and trying not to answer because you didnât have one.
his right hand was resting gently on your knee cap while his left was sitting perfectly hidden from the view of his brothers on your ass. or more specifically in the waistband of your shorts and underwear. before lightly pinching the fat of your ass cheek.
you jumped a little and fought back a yelp. âUncle Andy!!â you said instead.
turning to look at him with a slightly cheeky grin. while Deran and Craig indulged in conversation not even batting an eye your guyâs way. while on the other hand J sat propped up on a mountain of pillows with a watchful gaze. Baz wasnât even near. he was outside by the pool on the phone with someone important.
even if it was just one person looking you had to keep up a wall because if anyone knew⌠of youâd be dead.
âwhat was that for?â you asked him, bright and cheery as you gently leaned forward
âwhat was what? iâm still waiting on my kiss, sweet girl.â
you rolled your eyes at him before you finally plant a real kiss on him. not all sloppy and wet like the one that you planted on his cheek. but contained and passionate like this wasnât your first time kissing you uncle on the lips.
you pulled back with a slight smile.
âbetter, uncle Andy?â
he nodded and you felt so proud of yourself.
please let me know if i should make a part 2 of this. i think i realllyyy like it tbh. anwayyy love you cool cats and kittens lots and lots like polka dots <3
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Hii can I please request a platonic Dad Bucky x daughter reader where Bucky and his wife had gotten married when he was on the run in Civil War and then she stayed with him the whole time he was in Wakanda, and right before the snap, she gave birth to their babygirl𼺠But both Bucky and his wife turned to dust in the snap so Steve took custody of their newborn daughter Y/n𼺠So Steve raises her from birth to 5 years old, and while heâs told her that he is her Uncle and he tells her stories about her Dad and Mom, sheâs so little that she is set and completely convinced Steve is her Dad no matter what he says𼺠So when The Avengers bring everyone back and sheâs reunited with her parents, she just clings to Steve afraid because to her Steve is her Dad 𼺠Itâd take a while for her to come around to Bucky and his wife being her parents and Steve being her Uncle𼺠Itâd be really hard on Bucky and his wife too!đĽş
Heâs Your Uncle, Not Your Dad -> Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Pairings-> Platonic Dad!Bucky Barnes x Platonic Daughter!Reader x Readerâs Mom, Platonic!Steve Rogers x Platonic Niece!Reader
Summary-> Steve raises you the 5 years of the snap since your parents are two of the many people who blipped and youâre completely convinced that heâs your dad, but heâs not. Heâs your uncle.
Warnings-> Angst, Fluff, language, Thanos, the snap, crying, nicknames
Age of reader-> newborn - 5 years old
A/N-> @kpopgirlbtssvt thank you for the beautiful requestđŠľ
Written on my phone. My apologies for any mistakes
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Your parents met shortly after Bucky went on the run. While he was on the run, they were together for a while before getting married. Your mom was and still is dedicated to staying by his side no matter what. When Bucky was about to go to Wakanda for his recovery, he gave her the choice of not going with him, which she couldâve done, but she didnât. She went with him to Wakanda and she was by his side every step of his recovery. Heâs glad that she did stay, because it made his recovery easier knowing that sheâs there with him.
After a year of being in Wakanda, your mom found out that she was pregnant with you, which made her and Bucky even more happier. They were beyond happy when you were born. Bucky is excited to introduce Steve to you the next time he sees you, which is actually sooner than he thinks. TâChalla is going to Buckyâs and your momâs hut to tell them that Steve is on his way to Wakanda, but not for the reason heâs thinking. A threat is coming, which is definitely going to put your parents in overprotective mode the second the threat arrives.
âI hope Iâm not interrupting.â TâChalla politely says, standing in the doorway of the hut.
âNot at all.â Your mom says.
TâChalla walks closer to you and your parents. They were holding you. TâChalla smiles at you before saying anything.
âI wanted to let you guys know that Captain Rogers is on his way.â TâChalla tells them.
Bucky heard the tone of TâChallaâs voice. That told him that somethingâs coming, which put him in overprotective mode right then and there.
âWhereâs the fight?â Bucky asks nervously.
âIâll tell you everything when Captain Rogers arrives. For now, just spend time with your wife and daughter.â TâChalla says.
Bucky nods. TâChalla leaves the hut, giving the three of you time alone before the threat thatâs about to come. Your mom immediately noticed Buckyâs mood change. She can tell that heâs nervous.
âYouâre nervous.â Your mom says.
âI am.â Bucky admits.
âItâs going to be ok.â She says softly.
âIs it though? What if whatever threat is coming and takes you and Y/N away from me?â He asks.
âThatâs not going to happen. Nothing and no one is going to take us away from you. Everything is going to be fine. Try to breathe and relax.â She says.
Bucky takes some deep breaths to help himself calm down. It does work a bit, but it doesnât help the fact that heâs nervous. His thoughts were interrupted when you made a babbling noise. Bucky looks over at you to see you looking at him, which made him smile.
âShe might help you relax if you hold her.â Your mom says, gently putting you in your dadâs arms.
Buckyâs thoughts and nervousness immediately left his body the second your mom put you in his arms. He feels relaxed. The only things on his mind right now are you and your mom.
âYouâre right. She is helping me relax.â Bucky says.
âSee. I told you.â Your mom says.
Bucky feels calm. This is his calm, you and your mom. A little bit goes by when Bucky is told that Steve is there and to suit up.
âAre you ready to meet your uncle?â Bucky coos at you.
You just made a soft babbling noise as you stared up at your dad. Bucky goes to where Steve is with you in his arms and your mom by his side. Bucky, your mom, and Steve greeted each other with a hug.
âHow have you been, Buck?â Steve asks.
âIncredible.â Bucky says happily.
You made a soft babbling noise, which caught their attention.
âI would like to introduce you to mine and Y/M/Nâs daughter Y/N.â Bucky says.
âHi.â Steve softly coos at you.
âDo you want to hold her?â Bucky asks.
âYes please.â Steve smiles.
Bucky gently puts you in Steveâs arms. You didnât cry or anything. You just stared up at him. Then you moved a bit in his arms like you were trying to move closer to him. You looked at him again. This time, it was like you knew that heâs your uncle. Steve couldnât be more amazed right now.
âItâs like she knows me already.â Steve says.
âShe should. I told her every story of you I could think of.â Bucky says.
âYou did?â Steve asks.
âOf course I did. Sheâs going to need to know who her uncle is.â Bucky says.
âDonât forget godfather.â Your mom chimes in.
Steve looks from you to your parents when he heard the word godfather.
âIâm her godfather?â Steve asks.
âOf course you are. You and I have been friends for years. You deserve that title.â Bucky says.
Steve smiles widely and looks back at you.
âIâm more than honored to be this sweet little girlâs godfather.â Steve says.
Steve held you for a moment longer before handing you back over to your mom so you and her can go back to the hut her and Bucky have been staying in during his recovery. Bucky was beyond nervous about this threat, but he knows heâs participating in this fight to protect you and your mom. You two are the only two things on his mind thatâll get him through this. Steve being there helped too.
When Thanos and his army got there, a fight broke out. Everyone put their all into the fight to win. When Thanos got his hands on another infinity stone and put it in the gauntlet, he disappeared. Everything went quiet around everyone. It felt like a quiet before a storm. Bucky looks at his hand and saw himself slowly dusting away, which made his heart drop to the pit of his stomach and his eyes tear up.
âSteve?â Bucky says ever so calmly.
Steve looks over at Bucky, his eyes widening when he saw his best friend dusting away. Then he fully dusted away. Steve walks over to the dust pile of his best friend on the ground and crouches down to look at it. Then something immediately came to him. You and your mom. You two can possibly be victims of this. Steve stood up and ran straight to the hut you and your mom are in. Luckily, you were fine. You were sound asleep in your crib. As for your mom, she dusted away like your dad. Steveâs heart drops when he saw that your mom dusted away too. His heart shattered into pieces for you.
âNo.â Steve says in disbelief.
Steve walks over to your crib at the same time you woke up. He looks at you for a few seconds before picking you up out of your crib. He makes sure that you donât see the dust pile of your mom on the ground. Yes, youâre too young to understand what just happened, but heâs doing it to protect you. You made a soft babbling sound that caught Steveâs attention. He carefully readjusted you in his arms so he was looking at you.
Steve is going to do the job your parents gave him to do if anything were to happen to them. Heâs going to do everything in his power to take care of you. Thatâs what your parents would want him to do. He took you to the Avengers compound. He got you set up in one of the spare bedrooms. He didnât leave you for a second. After seeing what happened to your parents, he kept you close to him. He knows that nothing horrible is going to happen to you, but it can help to take any kind of precaution he can think of. That night, you were sound asleep in Steveâs arms. Youâre relaxed in his arms. Steveâs gaze on you is soft.
âEverything is going to be fine. I promise.â Steve softly promises.
5 YEARS LATERâŚ
As you were growing up, Steve made sure to show you pictures of your parents and tell you stories about them so you can get an idea of who they are. He made sure to get everything on video of you so when your parents come back from the snap, they can see what they missed while they were gone and they done have to be as sad about missing the first 5 years of your life.
Now that youâre 5 years old, youâre completely convinced that Steve is your dad. He has been raising you for the first 5 years of your life so in a way, it makes sense why you would call him daddy. Steve does try to get you to understand that heâs your uncle, not your dad. You never seem to believe him though. Youâre too convinced that heâs your dad. Also, youâre still too young to understand.
The day that Scott came to the compound to tell the Avengers about the possible theory of bringing everyone back from the snap, you were in the hallway when he was telling them about it. You knew better than to eavesdrop on peopleâs conversations, but you were curious to know what they were up to. They didnât even know you were there until they heard the sound of your sneakers squeaking against the floor and they looked over at you. Theyâre not mad at you for eavesdropping. They could never be mad at you. They know that youâre just a curious kid is all.
âWe know youâre there, kiddo.â Steve says.
You entered the room after he said that. You had a sheepish look on your face, because you had a feeling that you were in trouble.
âWhatâre you doing, sweetie?â He asks.
âIâm sorry. I was just wondering what you guys were doing.â You say sheepishly.
âItâs ok. How about you go to the lounge room and watch TV?â He says.
âOk, daddy.â You say.
You ran out of the room and went to the lounge room to watch TV and the Avengers went back to talking about the theory thatâll possibly bring everyone back from the snap.
âThis needs to work, because Y/N canât keep growing up without her parents.â Steve says.
âThatâs the goal.â Scott says.
Shortly after discussing the theory, the Avengers got to work. Steve tried his best to stay positive the whole time. This needs to work. Your parents need to be in your life. You canât go any longer without them in your life.
After the stones were collected, the Avengers attempted to bring everyone back, which worked. Not only that, a war with Thanos came too. The Avengers won this time. Everyone was relieved to be back. Most importantly, your parents are happy to be back and canât wait to see you.
âWhereâs Y/N?â Bucky asks.
âIs she ok?â Your mom asks.
âShes in the compound. Sheâs fine. Iâll take you guys to her.â Steve says.
Bucky and your mom followed Steve into the compound and went to your bedroom where you are safely. You ran over to Steve and hugged him as soon as he opened the bedroom door.
âDaddy, youâre back!â You say.
You looked over at Bucky and your mom, wondering who they are.
âWho are they?â You asked.
âRemember those stories of the man and woman I told you about?â Steve asks.
You nodded your head yes.
âWell, this is them. Theyâre your parents, sweetie.â He tells you.
Your parents crouched down to your height to get a good look at you. They canât believe how ground up you are.
âYouâre so grown up since the last time we saw you.â Bucky says.
You just stared at them. You didnât say a word.
âSweetie, itâs us. Weâre your mommy and daddy.â Your mom says.
You backed up as she reached a hand out to you.
âNo.â You shook your head. âHeâs my daddy.â You say, pointing at Steve.
âDoll, heâs your uncle, not your dad. Weâre your parents.â Bucky says softly.
âNo!â You say loudly.
You clung to Steve afraid. He knew this would happen. He also knew that this was going to be hard for you to understand.
âTheyâre right, sweetheart. Iâm your uncle, not your dad.â Steve says.
âNo! Youâre my daddy!â You say.
âIâm not.â He says.
âYou are!â You say.
You started crying. Steve wasnât saying that to upset you. He was saying it to get you to understand and know who your real parents are. Your parentâs and Steveâs hearts broke for you.
âYou have to go home with them now.â Steve says after a couple minutes.
âNo!â You cried.
âSweetheart, you have to. Theyâre your parents.â He says.
âBut youâre my daddy.â You say.
âIâm not, sweetie. Iâm your uncle.â He says.
That didnât stop you from crying. You were too upset to understand anything thatâs going on right now. Your parents and Steve hate what itâs doing to you.
âWeâll still see each other. You just have to go with your parents now.â Steve says softly.
âNo!â You cried again.
As much as it pained Steve to do this, he knows that you have to be with your parents now. He gently handed you over to them. His eyes teared up as you cried out for him.
A few weeks go by since that day and youâre still not used to being around your parents, which they understand in a way, because they werenât in the first 5 years of your life. All you do is ask for Steve. You still refer to him as your dad. Your parents try to explain that theyâre your parents and heâs your uncle, but you donât seem to understand. Youâre completely convinced that Steve is your dad. Theyâre trying to get to know you and bond with you, but you donât seem to want anything to do with them. That breaks their hearts.
As of right now, your parents are struggling to get you to get you to go to bed. Every time they cover you up with a blanket, you kick it off of you. The last time they did, you kicked it off of you and sat up in bed with a pout on your face, holding your favorite stuffed animal. This could mean one of two things. One, you want Steve. Two, youâre just acting out. If your parents are being honest, they donât know what to do. They donât want to upset you in anyway by accidentally raising their voices at you or disciplining you.
âSweetie, you need sleep. You donât want to be tired tomorrow, do you?â Your mom says softly.
âMommy is right, doll. You need sleep.â Bucky says softly.
âNo!â You shouted.
You got off of your bed to run out of your bedroom. Bucky caught you as soon as you got in the doorway. He held you with a gentle and firm grip as you squirmed to get out of his hold on you.
âLet go of me! Youâre not my parents!â You shouted.
That felt like a punch to the gut to your parents. Youâve never said that before. Your momâs eyes teared up and she whimpered as she quickly left your bedroom. You stopped squirming in your dadâs arms when she left the room, wondering why she left. Bucky gently put you down on your bed.
âYou donât have to go to bed right now. Just try to relax. Ok?â Bucky says softly.
âOk.â You mumbled.
Bucky found your mom crying in the living room. He sat down next to her and held her as she cried.
âOur own daughter hates us, Bucky!â Your mom cries.
âNo, she doesnât, sweetheart. She didnât mean what she said.â Bucky says softly.
âIt feels like it.â She says.
âShe didnât mean it.â He says.
âMaybe sheâs right. We werenât in the first 5 years of her life.â She says.
âYou know as well as I do that we couldnât have predicted that was going to happen.â He says, referring to the snap.
You got out of bed and went to the living room, standing in the entryway as your parents talked and your mom cried. You couldnât help but feel bad for making your mom cry.
âIs it my fault?â You asked.
Your parents looked over at the entryway of the living room and saw you standing there. They motioned for you to come over to them. You climbed up onto the couch and sat down in between them.
âNothing is your fault, kiddo.â Bucky says.
âIt should be. I havenât been listening to you guys and I made you cry.â You say.
âItâs not your fault. Youâre just not used to us is all.â Your mom says.
âUsed to you?â You asked confused.
âYouâre not used to us as your parents, doll.â Bucky says softly.
âThen how come I donât remember you guys?â You asked.
âWell, a bad guy made some people in the world disappear.â She explains.
âOh.â You say.
You looked down and fidgeted with your stuffed animal.
âI have an idea.â Bucky says.
Bucky got up and went to his and your momâs bedroom to get a photo album that has pictures of you in it when you were born. Thereâs not a lot of pictures in it, but thereâs some in there.
âWhatâs this?â You curiously asked.
âItâs a photo album that has your baby pictures in them.â Bucky pauses for a second after he said that. âWell, some of them.â He adds.
Bucky opens the photo album to the first page of pictures.
âThis is when you were first born.â Bucky says, poking at the first picture.
âThatâs me?â You asked, poking at yourself in the picture.
âYes, it is.â He smiles.
âYou were so little.â Your mom says.
âNo way!â You say.
âYes way!â Your parents smiled.
âWoah!â You say.
Your parents showed you all of the pictures in the photo album. You asked questions, which they happily answered. You were beginning to slowly believe that they really are your parents.
âYou guys really are my mommy and daddy?â You asked.
âYes.â Your mom answers.
âWhat about who raised me?â You asked.
âSteve is your uncle and godfather, doll.â Bucky tells you.
âGodfather?â You asked, wondering what the word means.
âGodfather means someone who takes care of you if something were to happen to me and daddy, which is what uncle Steve did for 5 years.â She explains.
âOh ok.â You say sadly.
Your parents heard the sadness in your voice. Bucky closes the photo album and puts it on the coffee table.
âWhatâs wrong, sweetie?â Your mom asks.
âIâm sorry for not listening to you and daddy. I just miss daddy- uncle Steve.â You apologized.
âWe understand that, but you have to understand that weâre your parents and you have to listen and do what we tell you to do.â Bucky says.
âThatâs all we want from you.â She says.
âI can try my best.â You say.
âGood. Thatâs a start.â He says.
You repositioned yourself on the couch to give your parents a hug at the same time. They didnât hesitate to hug you back.
âI love you, mommy. I love you, daddy.â You say.
Hearing that warmed your parentâs hearts and made them smile widely. Not only that, the hug also warmed their hearts and made them smile.
âWe love you too, sweetheart.â Your parents say softly at the same time.
since Maekar raised you, you learned young to not act out, mostly from watching his sons suffer the consequences of their actions. Maekar personally blamed perfect prince Baelorâs paternal role in your life for making you almost too good. He sometimes feared the dragonfire had been all but snuffed out from you. As you became a woman and a lady in the court he learned heâd had nothing to fear. He had grinned proudly when you fiercely defended his young daughters when the idea of them being married off was brought to question. You had harsh words for the lowly lord who had proposed his sons marry who you considered to be mere babes. Words Maekar knew you must have learned from him.
Beth doesn't respond, taking a drag of her cigarette before sighing. "God made 'em that way, sweets." "Can't we put pants on 'em?" "Not unless you want them to be immobile." Silence for a while. A short while.
"How did grandpa find my donkey?" Beth sighs. "I don't know. You ever ask him?" "He said it was a secret." "Figures." She watches the girl climb the said donkey, the animal unbothered by the girl's presence.
"Did you ever have a pet, Auntie Beth?" "Nope. Not unless my brothers count," The girl cackles, making the woman crack a smile. Although the girl was... vibrant, she loved the small moments like this. It wasn't too much to handle.
"Why do donkeys hate dogs?" "They remind them of coyotes, and wolves, and other mutts." Another short silence, the girl riding seamlessly on the donkey. "... should I name my donkey?"
"Do you want to?" Beth retorts. The girl thinks, before nodding. Beth nodded back. "Then go for it." It was silent, for more than a while, the girl thinking. "... it's a boy donkey." "It is."
More silence. "... mm... Bray!" Beth shrugs. "Good choice." Beth snubs her cigarette after one last drag, adjusting her hat. "Bray Dutton!" Beth's lips twitch upwards.
"Better choice. Come on, let's go inside. You stink." "I do not!" The girl gasps dramatically, cackling when Bray... well, brays. Beth helps her slide off the donkey, holding her hand as they walk towards the house.
"Auntie Beth?" "Hm?" "Thanks for staying with me while I play." Beth smiles softly, squeezing her smaller hand. "Don't thank me for that." "Why not?" "Cause." "That's not an answer!" Beth chuckles at her confused expression.
Bray makes a loud noise, making Beth turn around and glare. "Shut up." They make it into the house, the girl's father and John talking amongst themselves.
"Did you really have to get her a donkey?" "Yup." John says shortly, sipping on some coffee. "It's not like you're around to play with her all day." Beth retorts as the girl runs into her father's stomach, hugging him tightly.
The man grunts, but hugs the girl close. "Ass." Beth adds on, making John sigh. "Beth, not in front of her." "I work, Beth. If I could be here with her, I would be." The man grumbles, scooping the girl up so she's on his hip.
"Dad," "Yes, sweets?" "I named him Bray Dutton. Because he's a boy, and boys are loud." The man sighs, patting her back. "They sure are, honey." "How about you go show me how he's doing?" John offers the girl, letting her run back outside.
Silence between the two siblings. "... she misses you, you know." Beth speaks up, crossing her arms. Her brother rubs his eyes. "I know." "A lot." "I know, Beth."
She stares up at him before rolling her eyes. She stomps on his foot, making him curse and glare down at her. "You b-" "You better start making time for that little girl, or I'll haunt you."
Beth glares, pointing at him, before walking off to draw the girl a bath for when she comes back. "You already do!" He calls after her, wincing at his now swollen-feeling foot with a quiet curse. "Good!" "You c*nt-!"
Tags: faucxest, implied incestous relationship, smut, p in v, oral, choking, shame/disgust, will they wonât they, EXTREME yearning, forbidden relationship, wanton neediness, alfie kinda leading reader on, internal emotional turmoil, dead dove do not eat, heâs kinda rough but she low-key likes that
âAnd any fool too thick to want you back ainât man enough for you any wayâ
Alfie looks over to you with a slight smile on his face hoping to cheer you up seeing the dazed look in your eyes
Newly born confidence fills your senses as you lean in to Alfieâs space without giving it so much a second thought when you place your lips on his
Alfie grunts loudly before pulling back like heâs been burned
âThe fucks wrong with you lassâŚare you sick in the head or summitâ
As if the physical rejection of him pushing you away wasnât hurtful enough his words and anger fizzled out any confidence you thought you had swiftly replaced with shame
He saw it the moment the words left his mouth, the way your eyes went glassy and brows furrowed, lip trembling a bit as your throat constricted trying to swallow down any tears threatening to flow
âWait..hold on now love-â
You donât allow him to finish as you push you off the steps and rush for the door muttering a meek apology avoiding his eyes
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oooh headcannons for being Sirius Black's niece and moving into Grimmauld Place with him?
siriusâ niece...as regulusâ daughter? because what a concept!
regulus kept your muggleborn motherâs pregnancy a secret from his family, including his brother but before he died, he entrusted kreacher with a letter to give to you, entrusting the house to you, once you were born and it felt safe to do so. kreacher did so after hearing your motherâs name among the list of missing muggleborns after grimmauld place becomes the headquarters for the order of the phoniex.
sirius had no idea you existed until you showed up in his house and upset his motherâs portrait, who cursed you for taunting her with her sonâs face. it was safe to say that both of you were surprised - you that the notorious sirius black was your uncle and sirius that he had a niece at all.
heâs absolutely delighted to have found you, seeing it as a chance to finally make peace with his brother and he canât help but find your halfblood status a little amusing, given his familyâs general stance on mixing with non-purebloods. when other members of the order raise suspicion about you, sirius is quick to remind them that this house is your birthright, just as much as it is his.
he cleans up regulusâ old room for you, which heâd been avoiding out of guilt and helps you redecorate it a little. the two of you leave up a picture of your father in his quidditch uniform.
having to explain to you that your father died a death eater ends up being one of the hardest things sirius had ever had to do. especially when you go completely silent for a couple of days afterwards.
when you and harry finally meet, sirius couldnât help but smile sadly because all he could see were james and regulusâ faces.
you and remus get along swimmingly (after the initial shock that your old defense against the dark arts professor was close with your wrongfully convicted uncle).
Too Many Jokes (Dean Winchester X Daughter!Reader) *PLATONIC
Characters: Dean Winchester X Daughter!Reader
Universe: Supernatural
Warnings: Fear of Homophobia
Request: can i request a dean x daughter!reader where she gets really mad at him for him making jokes about her being asexual. He realizes he was being a douche and they forgive each other over cherry pie.
The second the joke came out of your dadâs mouth, your mood became foul. He may have meant it as a joke and to be harmless, but this was the fifth one to day, and youâd lost count on which number you were on for the week. All the jokes were targeted at you, specifically your asexuality.Â
At first you liked the jokes. They started not long after you came out to your family, explaining that you didnât have sexual attraction. Your dad had responded with the joke âAt least I donât have to worry about you getting pregnant.â But now it was weeks later, and the jokes hadnât slowed down, and it went from funny, to annoying, to pissing you off. It went from it being like his way to show he supported you, to making fun of you.
Your uncle saw you were getting frustrated and several times had told your dad to knock it off a few times, and you had even told your dad a few times now that it wasnât funny anymore. But he still persisted. It wasnât a surprise that you were soon hanging by a thread, and this last joke finally cut it.Â
At the time you were having food at a diner, and so you got up and stormed out, and went and got in the back of the Impala. You got in the back, crossing your arms, brooding and waiting for your uncle and dad to come out. It took them a while, but soon they came out. Your dad looked a bit deflated, and your uncle gave you a smile through the window as he came around the car and got in. Your dad didnât say anything on the drive home.
As soon as you got home, you got out the car and went immediately to your room. As you were walking away you heard your dad call your name before your uncle told him to leave you alone. Even Sam sounded fed up with him, and you didnât have to doubt he was gonna yell at his older brother.Â
You shut the door to your room and jumped on your bed, grumbling with frustration. You wanted to yell at him. You were thinking about wishing that youâd never told him, which was upsetting to think about. If you hadn't told him, he wouldnât be making these jokes. Was these jokes actually him meant to be at your expense and him passively saying he didnât support you.
A quiet knock came from your door. âY/n, can we talk?â Your dad asked you. You didnât answer at first, but soon huffed, getting up and opening the door for him. You looked up at him with a rather disappointed glare before going and sitting back on your bed. âYouâre really pissed off at me, huh?â You didnât answer, just looking ahead. Dean sighed, coming and sitting down beside you. âYou have every right to be angry at me⌠Iâve been a dick, and Iâm sorry.â He apologised.Â
âIâve been asking you to stop with the stupid jokes for weeks now- so has Uncle Sammy.â You grumbled, crossing your arms.Â
âYeah and I should have respected that⌠Tell you what. Weâve got some cherry pie in the fridge, we heat it up and you can tell me exactly how youâre feeling and what you want from me. How does that sound?â He offered. You accepted by standing up and walking out to go to the kitchen and your dad followed.Â
You sat at the table as your dad heated it up, and soon he came over and put a slice in front of you and sat opposite you. âAlright, let loose.âÂ
â... I used to like the jokes. But now it feels like youâre making fun of me, and itâs like you donât accept me but wonât outright say it, in a way so that if I did bring up before now you could deny it⌠do you accept me?â You started. Dean leant on the table to get closer.Â
âOf course I do honey. You could come to me tomorrow and say youâve figure out that youâre not asexual and you indentify as something else, and Iâd still accept you. No matter what Iâd love you, kid. Donât ever doubt that⌠I made the jokes because I wanted you to feel comfortable around me about it, and I guess I was so concerned about wanting you to feel happy about it that I went overboard and did the opposite.â He explained, and you nodded. âSo, no more jokes about asexuality?âÂ
âYou can joke about it, just⌠not as much?â
âOkay, whatâs my limit?âÂ
âOne every two weeks. Also you can bring it up to any guy who tries to flirt with me.â You told him.Â
âIs that part of the test to see if he can get my approval?â Dean questioned and you nodded. âOkay⌠none of them are gonna get my approval anyway soâŚâ Dean commented before taking a bite of his pie, making you laugh lightly.Â
Hope you like it! If you have any questions, please send them in!
Itâs been a really long time since Iâve put any new content out and Iâm in the mood to write. So here's a fun thing I see a lot of my writer-friends doing: dialogue prompt fics!Â
Iâll do this for teen!reader paired with any avenger, MCU cast member, or Criminal Minds character (except anyone passed season 10⌠I havenât watched that far yet).Â
Choose a few lines of dialogue, couple it with an idea of your own, and send me an ask. I can do this for a couple days as Iâm not terribly busy.Â
I look forward to your ideas.Â
Dialogue prompt list will be under the cut, as well as being posted on its own.
âI told you it was going to be cold! Here, take this. Next time, bring a damn sweater.â
 âWhy is it hugging me?â
âWas that really necessary?â
âWords. Words are difficult.â
 âBeing a part of the group means being a part of group hugs. Now get in here! You can be in the middle.â
âIâm out of ideas. Take it or leave it.â
 âI feel like you enjoy pissing me off.â
 âOh god, it's crying! What do I do? What do i do?â
 âThis isnât even kind of what I asked for.â
âLeave! No, not you, sweetie. You can stay.â
âLook, kiddo, Iâm enjoying this hug, but can you stop?â
 âCâmon! Itâs movie night. You canât skip movie night!â
 âFrowning that much will give you wrinkles.â
 âDo you trust me?â
 âWhat are you doing up so late?â
 âDo you want to stay the night?â
 âYou look like you need a hug.â
 âHave you eaten today?â
 âWhy are you up so early?â
 âHow long have you been standing there?â
 âYouâre adorable!â
 âItâs just a fever, Iâll be fine.â
 âYou remembered?â
 âBe nice to the kid, itâs been a rough day.âÂ
 âWhy are you hiding in your closet at four in the morning?â
 âStop wandering off, kid! I swear to god, i will get a leash.â
 âItâll be fun! Promise.â
 âDid you just agree with me?â
 âStop being such a grumpy gus.â
 âWill you walk with me? Itâs dark outside.â
 âStop eating the raw cookie dough.â
 "What? No, that's not even close to what I said! How did you even get to that?"
 âHow âbout no?â
 âYou know what we shoul- oh my god, a puppy!â
 âYou know I love you, right?â
 âYou can lean on me, sweetheart. Itâs okay.â
âIâll always be here for you.âÂ
âItâs too dangerous for you!â
âHow is this my fault?â
âYou donât get to say anything to me about that!â
âStay behind me.â
 âTry and stay calm, okay? Help is coming.â
 âI havenât been completely honest with you.â
 âPlease, just go awayâŚâ
 âDo you need a place to stay?â
 âStop blaming me for your poor choices!â
 âIâm not a child anymore.â
 âYou canât control me.â
âI can take care of myself!â
âYou're not the boss of me.â
âDon't come any closer!â
âAll i'm trying to do is keep you safe.â
âIâm sorryâŚâ
âStop! Donât hurt them. Iâll do anything- just donât hurt them.â
âYou told me you were okay! You promised me!â
 âYouâre just a waste of space.â
 âStop lying to me.â
 âTouch them again, and I swear to god, I will rip you limb from limbâ
 âYou donât have to be scared anymore.â
 âIâve got you, itâs okay.â
âThis canât be happening,â
 âWant me to stab them?â
 âDonât freak out! The blood isnât mine.â
 âTell me who did this to you.â
 âTalk to me, honey. Whatâs going on?â
 âWhat do you want from me?â
âGo on, little one. Run to them. They wonât care. They never cared.â
âYouâre okay. You donât need to do that anymore, okay? You donât need to do that anymore...â
âWhat is wrong with you!?âÂ
âShh, shh, donât cry. Youâre okay.â
 âItâs me, youâre safe now. I wonât let them hurt you again.â
 âOh god, what did they do to you?â
 âI can help you, I want to help you. But you have to let me.â
 âHow long have you been feeling like this?â
 âWhy do you care?â
 âIâm nothing without this- without you!â
 âWhy should I be worried?â
 âYouâre safe with me, Iâll always protect you.â
 âIâm sorry that I failed.â
 âI just⌠canât do this anymore.â
 âWhy are you pretending to care about me?â
 âIâm scared.â
 âWhy wonât you listen to me?â
 âI didnât mean to, Iâm sorry,â
 âIt was just a dream. Iâm not gone, Iâm right here.â
 âPlease, come home.â
 âWhere were you all night?â
 âNo, youâre wrong!â
 âNo, itâs just⌠I donât want to be alone right now. Can I stay?â
 âWhat happened to your hands? Why are they bleeding?â
 âStop playing dress up! Youâre no hero.â
 âYouâre not my kid. Youâll never be my kid.â
 âIâm not going to hurt them. You are.â
 âYouâre just a child! A lonely, pathetic, weak child who has done nothing but cause trouble and hurt those around them.â
 âIâm not going to hurt you.â
 âStop excusing her abuse!â
 âYouâre just a kid- my kid! I am responsible for you now.âÂ
 âLiar.â
  âYou canât disappear like that! Thatâs not how this is going to work, you hear?â