I feel as if Mary’s outfit design analysis is going to be the longest post because everyone else is so basic. Which them all being basic is a complaint in itself but really Mary’s design has haunted me since last year. I hated the Darkcom outfits before I knew they were a reference.
Like a summary of how I feel about everyone,
Dante- uninspiring and not sexy.
Vergil- interesting choices for accessories but still fairly similar to the games that it is mostly nonoffensive
The white rabbit?- Dripped out of his mind but that makes sense for the self insert
Arius- Also dripped out of his mind but from the games
Mundus- how are you so ugly for just a statue?
Enzo- My italian king. A walking stereotype but hey.
Mattie- Love the pink hair.
Anders- love the hair but darkcom uniform strikes again
Tom- darkcom uniform takes another victim
Lucan- I would love to talk about racism here but I am just going to save that for the racism post
Nell- I wish they made you a real muscle mommy.
Dr. Fisher- would love to talk about racism again.
Sparda- WHERE ARE HIS HORNS
Eva- perfect 10/10 baddie who would always win every argument
Kalina Ann Arkham- Uuh. The 1960s called they want their lackluster dress back and dumb hair style.
Mary’s team- Damn yall live like this?
John Arkham- should have stayed bald.
Jester- Not goofy enough but I don’t hate it
Agni&Rudra- but why heads?
Echidna- Choose a size pls
Cavaliere Angelo- I am so sorry baby you deserved better treatment but at least you ain’t ugly
Beowulf- Ugly and I hate your voice
Secretaries- Where is Lucia and she better be the same level of brown as you bitches are or I am going to scream.
The President: Another walking stereotype doing stereotype things
