#mosleep

Patton: How did you know?

A short story through pictures! I don’t can’t, I’m forcing Tumblr to deal with my mosleep obsession. But. Regrading the art, the flowers are important for telling the story. I won’t spoiler their meanings but will at least name them.

Picture 1:

Patton: Black rose, yellow carnation

Remy: Heliotrope, pink anemone

Picture 2:

Patton: Pink camellia, black dahlia (hand), purple hyacinth

Remy: Pink camellia, forget-me-not, yellow hyacinth

Picture 3:

Patton: Daffodils, lavender rose

Remy: Sorry, this is a classified area.

Patton: Oh, of course. Please?

Remy: Hilarious, I'm laughing. Get out.

Patton: I didn't want to have to do this but...pretty please?

(This is for Patton's birthday!)

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Masterpost

"Shh!" Remy hissed, poking Remus's shoulder. "Shut up! He could be right outside, stop yelling!"

"Uh, aren't we supposed to yell?"

"Not until he walks in, dumbass!"

"How would Patton react if he knew you were being rude?" Janus added, leaning in and looking at Remy smugly.

Remus grinned and nodded along. "Yeah, bitch!"

"Hey, Patton wouldn't like that either," Remy said, crossing his arms. "You can't talk."

"He's not my boyfriend, though."

Remy opened his mouth to say something, but he was interrupted by the turning on the front door's door knob. His eyes widened and he looked around frantically.

"Is everyone ready?" He asked.

Virgil, who was stood by the door with Roman and Logan, holding a bag of confetti in his hand, gave Remy a thumbs up.

Then, the door swung open, and Remy got a glimpse of his boyfriend's - gorgeous, handsome, absolutely wonderful, and also a little bewildered - face. Patton blinked at him, opening his mouth to say something, but everyone in their home interrupted him.

"Surprise!" They cheered.

Virgil, Roman and Logan all threw handfuls of confetti on Patton.

Patton jumped when they shouted, and then after a moment, a large smile spread over his face. He looked amazed, and absolutely delighted.

"Oh my gosh, you guys!" He looked around at all of his friends, before his gaze settled on Remy. "Did you plan this?"

"Duh," Remy said. "I'm amazing."

"You are amazing," Patton agreed, walking over to him and throwing his arms around Remy's neck. He then pressed a quick kiss to Remy's cheek. "I love you."

"Gross!" Janus called out. "Get a room!"

"Nah," Remus grinned. "It's hot."

(I tried to rate all the ships including Patton but there a lot so I probably missed some)

logicality: 8/10 really cute, these 2 would act like everyone’s mom and dad

royality:  8/10 these 2 give me Disney prince and princess vibes together 

moxiety: 6/10 I used to really like this ship cause it’s kinda cute but its no longer my cup of tea 

intruality: 7/10 could be cute as a platonic ship but can’t see it as a romantic tho

 moceit: 9/10  you cant tell me these two wouldn’t be wine moms together 

mosleep: 0/10 nothing wrong with it just not my cup of tea

patcani: 5/10 soft bois doing soft boi things only 5 points because this is my first time trying to see them as a couple but they would be kinda cute together 

patton x roman x janus: 10/10 these 3 would be very cute together  lots of fluff

Lamp: 10/10 very cute

dlamp: 10/10 still very cute

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating