#ts lamp

Hold those you love close

Roman, lying on the floor in a patch of sunlight: I'm doing hot girl shit.

Virgil:

(one hour later)

Patton: ... laying on the floor is a tripping hazard, kiddos.

Roman: Watch where you're stepping if you're so concerned.

Virgil, curled up next to him: Or join us.

(another hour later)

Logan: What the fuck—

Virgil: Shhh I hear Patton coming downstairs—

Roman: Quick Logan, start talking about boring nerd stuff

Logan: Roman, I’ll have you know that nerd culture is now mainstream, and when you say ‘nerd’ in a derogatory way, that means that you’re the one out of the zeitgeist—