My nurse Patton hero au where Roman, Virgil, and Logan are superheroes in a universe where a good half of the world has powers but only some has powers meant for fighting. The throuple literally get hurt often (specifically Roman) but one time Logan gets hurt real bad (literal verge of death) trying to save Roman from his stupidity (and he's in love so he didn't think twice).
And Patton's their nurse who was called to use his power that the hospital considers as a 'last resort' for certain conditions like horrible injuries. His power is literally to speed up or reverse time but only in a space as large as an average man so he couldn't become a full-fledge hero.
And Roman literally sees this guy, is about to ramble about how stupid he was and he got his boyfriend hurt or maybe dead and--"It's going to be okay, sir," Roman looks up to argue that and just sees the CUTEST fucking nurse ever, "I got it! Been doing this for the last 6 years of my job, sir..?"
"Roman! Fantastic to hear! I'm Patton! Now let's help the love of your life, kiddo!"
Roman literally goes dumb from seeing this guy that he almost forgets Logan is literally fighting for his life--HE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN VIRGIL TO DO THIS INSTEAD.
Then time skip, Roman and Virgil are waiting with the latter scolding Roman for what happened and he should've thought before doing what he did. Roman tried to explain but doesn't argue back because he knows he's wrong then Patton comes back.
"Oh hello! Are you also a family?"
"Also the boyfriend let's just skip this, yes we're all in a relationship, no big deal, no you cannot know about our sex life--" And basically Virgil just has the same reaction as Roman seeing this nurse. Both of them look at each other with Roman silently giving him this look that says 'same reaction, bud, this guy's a total cutie. Get it together' And Virgil has to clear his throat and fix his tone because this man has him distracted for god's sake. He gets through it better than Roman, somehow.
When Logan wakes up the next day, he's happy to see Roman's fine and he's still weak/dizzy with anesthesia.
"I already gave him an ass kicking, don't worry, Lo." -Virgil
"Thank you, Virgil, that is much appreciated." -Logan
All of them have this convo and Virgil and Roman are about to bring up about the nurse but Patton comes to them instead.
And everyone is just dead silent with Logan the exception with a small smile while he answers Patton's question. Virgil and Roman are literally amazed by how composed Logan is and is now shy to bring up to him that they both might have a crush on the nurse because they think Logan isn't as interested.
Logan eventually gets allowed to go home and on the way home once they get in their car, Virgil and Roman are looking at him like 'you into that nurse too? Or is it just us' in total silence.
But at least for a solid minute Logan doesn't start the car at all. And the two thinks he might need to be admitted into the hospital again before Logan literally turns to them--
"I need you two to find a way to get me crushed with the biggest car or boulder during our next fight" I am seeing that nurse again.
And instead of being normal people and asking Patton out, the three heroes are constantly getting severely injured to have Patton heal them.
