#mooooooommm

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*Fwoosh fire noises*

Remus: *maniacal laughter*

Virgil: MOOOOOOOMM WHERE’S THE FIRE EXSTINGUISHER?!?!!

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Remus: IIIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIER

Janus: Remus get off of the fucking ceILING FAN-

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Janus: Now, what do we say when we see the light sides?

Remus, having practiced this in the mirror a million times: FUCK YOU!!

Virgil, quietly: ...fuck you...

Janus: A little louder, dear

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Remus: *is chasing a screaming Virgil*

Janus: *Tired mom noises*

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*trick-or-treating*

Virgil, pointing to the light side’s house: Why don’t we ever go there?

Janus: Because Patton bakes shitty lemon squares for trick-or-treaters, that’s why

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Virgil: MOOOOOMMM REMUS ATE MY DEODORANT AGAIN

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Janus: Remus please behave- STOP CHUGGING THE SALT

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Remus: It’s not that big of a deal, we can get Virgin a new spider

Virgil: Charlotte was SPECIAL

Remus: She tasted special too

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but before I did I came clean to my mom of how I had "suggestive" pictures (we're just really close ok so I told her I couldn't HELP IT plus she would have to know eventually why I wouldn't take it to anyone to be fixed) and she's like "YOU HAVE CARTOON PORN"

like she immediately threw cartoon in there. goddamn.

but I was like "nONONONO I SAID SUGGESTIVE. AS IN NOT EXPLICIT. ALMOST. BUT NOT QUITE. SO JUST SUGGESTIVE."