For Anyone Who's Confused:
A queerplatonic relationship is an emotionally intimate, non-romantic, non-exclusive relationship that defies categorization within heteronormative models of (and delineations between) friendship and romance.
A queerplutonic relationship is a bond between queer people that solidifies deep below the surface of the Earth.
A queerplutonian relationship is what a certain famous dwarf planet has with its five moons.

















