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for the first time ever I am taking comissions. Message me here or on instagram for details. Please be patient while I'm working on your art!

(I had to say the same thing when II2’s big reveal happened…)

Sun is not the LITERAL father of the planets in the solar system. They aren’t siblings. I highly doubt Alvaro is okay with sibling incest so I really doubt he’d make Proto and Theia be siblings. Not to mention the various moon couples! Also, Uranus and Neptune are cousins, officially. You can’t be both cousins AND siblings!

What I’m saying is, no, your favorite SB ships did not all suddenly become sibling incest yesterday. You can still ship Jupiturn or Trillisto or whatever else you might ship without any scrutiny.

Been a while since I posted any new SolarBeasts designs, so here's Theia and Proto.

(although I prefer to call him "Tellus" because Proto-Earth is a very dumb name. May as well have named him Earth Senior lmao)

poor sun

poor Earth

It’s with a heavy heart that I must announce my 18 year old cat, Frenchfry, is being put down today. She developed an infected mouth abscess about a week ago and has been on the decline despite my best efforts to keep her healthy.

She has been my best friend for 18 long and wonderful years. I am going to miss her horribly.

Fly high, Beanie Fry. I love you so much.

My friend @shintsukibot came up with one of the best ideas for a Solarballs OC I’ve ever heard recently. Halley’s Comet (Halley for short), shown above in SolarBeasts form.

earth’s girlfriend that he only sees every 75 years because of her orbit, who is also terrified of Jupiter because Jupiter has a history of eating comets. Her mere presence in the inner solar system pisses sun off because he finds comets annoying and doesn’t want a repeat of the death of Earth’s parents.

this is unfortunate for every other comet as well because from Sun’s angle all comets kind of look the exact same.

- The one that started off as this Solarballs parody of Smile HD (which actually exists and is as bizarre as it sounds) but quickly derailed into something even weirder than the actual video when it was revealed that Mars was married to a trilobite, and he and the trilobite had two kids. And then Earth killed him and his trilobite wife.

- The one where there was either a job fair or a Christmas party at my old High School, and during it, one of the teachers was revealed to be a disguised Hitler, who was promptly shot and killed by Mabel from Gravity Falls after he tried and failed to convince Dipper to join the Hitler Youth.

- A dream of a Minecraft town full of fictional characters, where practicing magic was punishable by having your soul removed from your body and imprisoned in another dimension while your soulless body became a puppet of the town government. This was yet another one with the Pines twins in it and they both got falsely accused of magic usage, so Mabel founded an anarchist group and she blew up the government alongside Golf Ball from BFDI (who died in the process) and a random anime dude. I meanwhile was busy trying to keep four horses from leaving a field and then two kaiju-sized Creepers showed up and blew up the entire town.

- The zombie apocalypse dream where Jupiter killed and ate Carl from ATHF in a Walmart.

fake YouTube thumbnail of the little Plutonian moons

Hydra is always dragging her siblings into trouble, especially her twin sister Nix. Kerberos and Styx tend to get left behind on “adventures” aka Hydra running off to do stupid things like sneaking all the way into the inner solar system because her dumb ass thinks she can fight the friggin sun, because Kerbs and Styx are a lot younger and Styx in particular is basically a baby.

Nix is tired of her twin sister’s crap

“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damn it.”

europa redesign I came up with because her official redesign looks like ASS, which is a real shame because the IRL moon Europa is actually really pretty...and fairly colorful. Why did they just make her a boring pinkish-gray all over with barely visible markings.