A Nailed It! Notwip
We have an amazing Baker!Eskel fic and fic where Jaskier and the Kaer Morons are bomb at seasoning/baking bread/cooking meat that have been written for the fandom.
I present to you a modern comedy au based on Nailed It! that I'll never write and anyone can have if they want.
Jaskier, and two others as chefs/judges, I'm so tempted to say Eist and Moussack. The Kaer Morons are the contestants.
Each witcher coming in, their intros as they do:
Lambert for his intro: My boyfriend Aiden got me into baking. Honestly, he can't bake at all but one night he really wanted cookies after we had a bunch of beer and all the stores were closed so...I googled a Betty Crocker recipe and here I am. The cookies tasted like bricks, but drunk boyfriends don't care.
Eskel for his intro: Sometimes you just get curious about baking. Vesemir can bake bread and I wanted to learn how. He was reluctant. In retrospect he had good reason to be, I've never baked in my life. My bread came out tasting terrible, but it was a soothing process so I keep trying.
Geralt for his intro: I can't bake. I know I can't. My daughter is embarrassed when I bring homemade stuff to family dinners, that's why I keep doing it, that and it's become a competition between my brothers and me.
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Judge Jaskier questions Geralt's process during the first round.
Geralt: Hmm
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Lambert serves a burnt cake he almost rage-igni'd the mixer while making.
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Eskel gets overly happy when the topic they get is nursery rhymes, but immediately shock-face when Lambert grabs the Mary and Her Little Lamb cookie in the first round.
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It gives me the happy feels and all the laughs envisioning this chaos of a show, but I know I'm having trouble writing right now so, so enjoy.
