Feb 11
Zen is not "If I sit still and breathe long enough I'll achieve enlightenment," Zen is "Damn son, sitting and breathing is awesome."
Loading...
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Greece
seen from Australia
seen from Australia
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Israel
Zen is not "If I sit still and breathe long enough I'll achieve enlightenment," Zen is "Damn son, sitting and breathing is awesome."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
size kink is so fucking stupid why is my head blank when someone is taller/bigger or smaller/shorter than me
Me: gets 4 oranges and a gallon of orange juice
Me, checking the fridge the next day: oh no, one of my oranges and half the juice is gone!
The monkey in my brain: eat the rest now! Some pest clearly discovered your stash! You have to eat it all right now!
Me, already tearing into an orange and face covered in juice: aye aye captain
Me, the next day, checking the fridge: aw man where’d my oranges go? Damn
10 yrs sober today. Big day xx
This is my first time using capcut Don't judge me.
most of my problems are caused by stupid monkey brain. we should exile him
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Not even gonna start with excuses—life’s been rough and my brain’s been cooked. Not even monkes could save me (Season 6 when??).
To cope, I made a bunch of LMK AUs. This one’s a businessman AU—Wukong runs a mega corp, Mac’s head of security, and MK’s the unpaid intern. Simple brainrot stuff. (HQ’s called Huaguo Tower and yes, it has a waterfall entrance.)
Got more doodles, might post ’em soon. Ok byeeee~
Charcuterie boards seem to satisfy a primitive need to eat ants off a log while vocalizing with my nestmates.
thinking abt venom guilty gear
