Bard's Getting Silly

- I’m not very good at it

- I’m drafting a fanfic instead of my novel

- I have all the time in the world to work on it

So why am I crawling out of the woodwork on this now? After years of you fuckers wishing my death, the validity of my queerness has come into question. So let me answer it for you.

I present as masc bc I don’t like how I look femme. That’s literally it. I have a weak chin and a strong set of shoulders, so if I were to shave and put on a dress I wouldn’t like how I look. Not a dysphoria thing, not getting oppressed. Anyone that has anything to say about me wearing a skirt, eyeliner, or nail polish when the urge strikes me has to build up the courage to say it to my big ass.

Is that not good enough? Alright. I generally don’t consider myself male or female, but sometimes I identify more as a Demi male. Technically that makes me some kinda bi-gender, gender-fluid, or two spirit label? I would LOVE if I had a good word for how my gender feels, but I honestly can’t be bothered to look more into it when non binary perfectly describes my experience. I don’t have a gender that is within the binary, ergo, non-binary.

Still not convinced? Okay, at this point, I don’t give a fuck. Everyone in the world calls me a man, a guy, or him; already— and guess what? It still counts. I cannot be fucked with the opinion of people that have made it clear that they don’t like me. So what? I’m goddamn amazing for the most part, and it reeks of jealousy. Furthermore, you don’t like me because you don’t like the things my partner talks about online? Grow the fuck up, go outside. Two fucking years of getting groups together to be smarmy and toxic online? to someone you’ve never met? Do better than that! You truly lack hatred if you can’t manage to find me on all the tagged posts and send ME hate asks. Cmon, I haven’t blocked you yet. I bet you lack imagination like all the others I’ve seen, given the fact that you can’t think of something else to do ON THE INTERNET for two whole years.

That’s all I wanted to say about it, I probably won’t be posting often, but if you plan on interacting with me know that I’m ACTUALLY Nonbinary Jakey. I hope you like my writing if I ever get around to posting it.

Non-binary as far as I know, and Pansexual! I also count Polyamory as a queer identity for me.

In Dark Souls, you’re tasked with linking the first flame and sustaining the light, allowing the current world to persevere. Once you defeat the Four Kings to bring their soul to a door what needs them and others to open, you meet Kaathe, who tells you that you are able to bring a new age— an age of Dark. He’s definitely lying to you in saying that the Dark would be a comfortable change, because it would essentially be the end. But look around Lordran! The place is ruined at every turn, dying and grief stricken. In my opinion the best bet would be to shine light on another land.

Then we go to Drangleic in Dark Souls 2. Not quite as ruined, but the curse that haunted your life and death in Dark Souls is also affecting this land. When it comes to the final battle against the Dark in Drangleic, which is actively fighting to gain control of this world, you’re faced with the same choice again! Except this time, the flames are linked by a Throne, and it becomes clear that you must fight for the hollows to become their king. Find them a new way to exist which isn’t reliant on how much flame one can get to.

Then we see the end of things in the third game. Dark Souls 3 presents the flame, the light and comfort that come with it, and the dark- a new start for a world at its death throes. Eventually our final undead will have a third choice as well, one to become Lord of Hollows in Lothric as well! The flame of man can finally be extinguished in favor of an age of Hollows.

Loki is involved with Asgard on most levels. He’s the reason for the quirks of the most legendary weapons, he’s the reason Jotunheim and Asgard have a pretty decent wall between them, and with evidence of his friendly relationship with Freyja— I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he brokered peace between the Vanir and the Aesir.

His reputation as a trickster isn’t unwarranted, however: as Loki *did* orchestrate the death of Baldr. Noting that, why isn’t Odin considered a trickster of equal footing? When Loki was punished, Odin quite creatively left Loki in a similar position- with two dead sons and a lifetime of pain from it.