#monbon

I’ll try! It’s hard to ‘search’ for crack fics bc of the tags, it’s easier to chance upon them:

Crack

Welcome Home by internetpistol (Yoonjin, 2 Chapters, 17K, M, Jin finds a boy in a box outside, and takes him in as his ‘pet’, no it’s not a hybrid or a kink thing just read it)

baby you're so classic by monbon (Namkook, Skiing AU, One-shot, 14K, E, JK has a Thing for cross-country skier Namjoon)

curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought it back) by 24sevenheaven (Yoonkook, Texting AU, College AU, 3 Chapters, 11K, JK accidentally texts the wrong number and gains a new friend)

author: monbon

length: oneshot

word count: 10,763

rating: T

author’s summary:

“No,” he whispers anyway, “no I can’t, you’re not playing fair, I—” But it’s too late. The cat is sitting at his foot, looking up at Jimin with big green-gold eyes and intermittently rubbing its cheek on his pant leg and Jimin is a goner.

“You’re manipulating me for food and I’m on to you," says Jimin.

"Mrrrow," says the cat.

or

Jimin adopts (is adopted by) a strange cat on his way home, Namjoon and Hoseok are in love love, and Sugar the cat sees way more than he ever wanted to.

read it on ao3

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16848052

Author: monbon

Rating: General Audiences

Relationships: Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin/Jung Hoseok

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (5347 words)

Tags: Single Parent AU

Summary:

Seokjin attempts to protect his crown from two usurpers.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16694587

Author: monbon

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships: Min Yoongi/Park Jimin

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (10763 words)

Tags: Magic AU, Cat Hybrid AU

Summary:

“No,” he whispers anyway, “no I can’t, you’re not playing fair, I—” But it’s too late. The cat is sitting at his foot, looking up at Jimin with big green-gold eyes and intermittently rubbing its cheek on his pant leg and Jimin is a goner.

“You’re manipulating me for food and I’m on to you," says Jimin.

"Mrrrow," says the cat.

or

Jimin adopts (is adopted by) a strange cat on his way home, Namjoon and Hoseok are in love love, and Sugar the cat sees way more than he ever wanted to.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13336593

Author: monbon

Rating: Not Rated

Relationships: Jung Hoseok/Kim Taehyung

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (6200 words)

Tags: Canonverse

Summary:

It takes Hoseok almost breaking his nose to start realizing Things. Fortunately, he's pretty chill with it. Unfortunately, Taehyung is confusing.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13143408

Author: monbon

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (5309 words)

Tags: College AU, Christmas AU

Summary:

Sometimes Christmas doesn't go the way you expected. And sometimes that's alright.

or,

Hoseok always spends winter break on campus. This time, Jeongguk joins him.