SMAU (Instagram + texting au)
Grid Gossip: Unbothered (until the grid ran their mouth)
Oscar Piastri x gf!reader
Everyone thought you're oscar’s spoiled girlfriend. Joke’s on them, oscar’s the spoiled one
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f1tvmedia the highlights of press conference is here, a good pace for all drivers but these three drivers stood out🔥
user: I love how cheeky lando is😭
⤷user: and charles! I'm so confused though, did I miss any meme? what sugar mama?
⤷user: “his sugar mama” maybe it's y/n
⤷user: but isn't oscar the one who provides for her
user: lando what in the cunty pose is this
user: in what way is this a highlights
user: wait wait, sugar mama? Is charles talking about Oscar's girlfriend? sugar mama y/n? I'm so lost
⤷user: Oscar as sugar baby? he's an f1 driver, he earn millions...
⤷user: it's so weird reading all of this, y'all call him sugar baby just because charles said sugar mama😭
⤷user: they already probably knows what's the tea but keep us fans guessing😔
⤷user: I don't think a millionare can be a sugar baby
⤷user: not unless y/n got more money than him😭
user: tf he mean oscar's sugar mama😭
user: oscar looks so done lol, pls let me just see what more that tongue can do
user: I think charles' joking because oscar's been providing too much for y/n and it became a joke😂
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georgerussell miss the memo of dating billionares, any tips?
user: You have carmen, be serious rn
user: you have race tomorrow, what's this😭
user: you're george russell, did you signed the contract with low income george😭
⤷user: george blink twice if mercedes tricked you
user: did someone on the grid started dating a billionare
⤷user: someone unemployed, list down the single drivers
⤷user: I would date a billionare if I'm a millionare too tbh😭
landonorris: step one? be oscar
⤷pierregasly: step 2: don't ask questions, accept the gifts
⤷francocolapinto: step 3: be humble
⤷user: are they trying to help make y/n have good public reputation😭
user: george, stop acting single,,,
liked by landonorris, georgerussell, mclarenofficial and others
maxverstappen some of us win races, some of us win…sponsorships. Great pace today, looking forward next race🏁
landonorris: oh? we doing this? 👀
user: okay who's getting sponsorships
⤷user: but he didn't tag any brands😭
user: CONGRATS MAX!!!! I'M SO HAPPY, LET'S GOOO
user: I'm crying😭😭 congratulations maxie!
user: I SCREAMED! LIKE! AHHH I'M SO HAPPY🥹
user: is this a george and max beef? Istg they always fight, do they bring it on instagram now
⤷user: kimi watching his parents fight online be like: 🙎♂️
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yukitsunoda can't afford the real one yet so I built the lego car
mclarenofficial: great one, yuki🤭
georgerussell: oh we're still doing this?
⤷alexalbon: mf you started it
⤷oscarpiastri: this is harrassment
user: why is a red bull driver building a mclaren lego car😭
user: mclaren, give this small cutie boy a car
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alexalbon manifesting what oscar has, billionare gf (I have lily so I want to get adopted), good car (free), yacht access (that will be given to me and that has my name on it) just everything free🙏
isackhadjar: just opened instagram and thought I'm following some ritual commission account
landonorris: You did not just captioned that
⤷georgerussell: mate dropped the bomb
maxverstappen: this man has no filter
carlossainz: alex por favor
user: WHAT OSCAR HAS? WHATTTT
⤷user: so the interview...
⤷user: y/n's richer than oscar? confirmed? 😭
user: PR crying right now🤣
user: the way this man dropped the truth like it’s nothing 💀
user: SO Y/N IS THE ONE SPOILING HIM??
⤷user: oscar didn’t buy the car... HE GOT IT, WE'RE ALL WRONG😭
user: this confirms literally everything
⤷user: alex really said “no need for hints let me spell it out”😵💫
⤷user: I need oscar to explain immediately
user: I never once doubted my queen😌
user: oscar’s probably hyperventilating rn😭
⤷user: he's not gonna open IG, I fear
⤷user: when max posted about sponsorship, he meant oscar getting sponsorship and that's from his girlfriend😭😭
⤷user: it makes so much sense lmao
user: THE CONFIRMATION WE NEEDED
user: those Hermes bags she had every weekend, we thought oscar bought them but she probably just bought them herself🥲
user: even worse: she probably bought him the matching shoes he wore with her. we’ve been clowning for free😭
user: remember when oscar took his new car for a spin (the McLaren car) and everyone was like happy because Oscar's finally spending money for himself? damn the car's from y/n..
user: the way she’s been quiet this whole time and we're out here judging her
user: that simply means she's a humble girl and a sweet one😭
user: so let me get this straight. oscar didn’t buy the yacht. oscar didn’t buy the car. oscar didn’t even book those vacations we thought he did, the bags, the matching shoes, the matching branded bracelet and and we called him the sugar daddy????
user: it’s been quiet sugar mommy era all along and we didn’t even notice
user: “oscar’s lucky charm” yeah lucky cause she’s probably out there paying for his luck to whoever it is 😭
user: alex albon casually outing oscar’s sugar baby era was not on my bingo card, damn it
user: what if the reason oscar’s always calm is cause he doesn’t need to stress about anything💀
user: man’s got a billionaire gf and stable career, I fear that If it's me, I'll have that calm too😭
user: just realized what if the car is like a gift because she couldn't attend the race
user: “can't attend this week so here's a car” 🥀
user: f1 fans: oscar’s so sweet, his wallet getting emptied everytime then there's albon “he’s the one being spoiled”
user: if we see oscar in a new watch or jacket next week just know it wasn’t promo
user: the most humble man on the grid cause he’s been sponsored by love 😓
user: it took one albon joke for everyone to realize we’ve been living a lie
liked by oscarpiastri, realhomes, landonorris, carmenmundt, charlesleclerc and others
yourinstagram almost over❤🩹
user: the internet literally losing its mind on this
user: oscar’s somewhere fighting for his life
user: I'm sure someone's out there investigating her net worth😭
user: not us all amazed now knowing the truth😭
⤷user: she’s so unbothered it’s inspiring
user: mother has no idea the internet’s on fire because of her
⤷user: we calling her mother now? 😭
carmenmundt: you and your family looks so happy, looking forward to hang out with you next week🤍
alexalbon: invite me next time pleass
⤷landonorris: even oscar ain't in the reunion, mate
⤷oscarpiastri: I was invited fyi, it's just the race and the reunion happened at the same time
⤷georgerussell: whatever you say king🙄
⤷alexalbon: maybe it's a typo
⤷lancestroll: did you attend last year
⤷user: the grid making this like a messages app😭
⤷olliebearman: how's the experience
⤷alexalbon: can you invite me next year
⤷oscarpiastri: no and I'll be attending next month, thank you very much
⤷isakhadjar: SO THERE IS GONNA BE NEXT MONTH
liamlawson: he deleted it
⤷isackhadjar: I already screenshotted
⤷lewishamilton: don't come unless invited...
⤷alexalbon: if he doesn't agree, I know someone who will
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