Goes on a sketchy website. Sees a popup that reads "Hot guys in your area" and clicks the x button to get rid of it. Looks directly below it and sees a popup that reads "Cute Autistic guys who are a bit sassy and will tease you jokingly but are extremely affectionate and will always make sure you know you're loved in your area" and immediately clicks on it and all the money drains from my bank account













