dad that makes his son get absolutely hammered. just drink after drink after drink until all he can do is babble incoherently, only to use his poor body until he's passed out.
"you look so shitfaced. must've had a rough night, eh kid?"
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dad that makes his son get absolutely hammered. just drink after drink after drink until all he can do is babble incoherently, only to use his poor body until he's passed out.
"you look so shitfaced. must've had a rough night, eh kid?"

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nothing between us but bedsheets
and the shroud of darkness
you touch me but won’t kiss my lips
that’s far too intimate
with no one else around,
you’re not so afraid to admit
our bodies fit together perfectly
as if they were once whole
but broken apart
and we will reunite them
again and again
but you won’t kiss my lips
that’s far too intimate
-too intimate intimacy
KITCHEN ROMANCE (oneshot/drabble)
(NEGAN SMITH x GN! READER)
⋆★ word count : 258
⋆★ warnings : n/a
⋆★ abt : you and your new husband enjoying each-others company while you cook dinner for both your families <3 (au! you’re not in the apocalypse <3)
⋆★ extra : its really short sorry abt that, but hope you enjoy anyways !!
You and Negan have been together for about five years now, but your newly weds. And you want to celebrate that. So you’ve decided to invite both of your family’s over, but before they get here. You’re just enjoying each-others company and getting to know each-other in deeper ways. you’re enjoying calling him your husband too, that’s definitely a perk. You spend the day preparing a meal together, chopping vegetables, seasoning meat, and sipping glasses of wine.
As the food cooks, you turn on some music and dance around the kitchen, laughing and joking with each other. The tension between you is electric, and you can't help but steal kisses whenever you get the chance.
Moments like this is what makes you love life, just being care free with the man you love in the comfort of your own home. No worries, because it’s just you two and you’re the only ones that matter in this moment.
When the food is ready, both of your in-laws come flooding through the door. As you eat, you talk about your hopes and dreams for the future, sharing stories about yourself and your families and other things too.
After dinner, your families leave. You both curl up on the couch together, watching a movie and holding each other close. As the night wears on, you realize that you never want this moment to end. You want to spend the rest of your life with Negan, cooking in the kitchen, listening to music, and enjoying each other's company. Enjoying this happiness forever