#mlcb

right?? they are the most exes-who-weren’t-married, possibly even surpassing heihua. i wish i had anything clever to say about them but would only be parroting @qilingxiong and @bettercostume who are a zillion percent smarter about dihua than i will ever be. definitely do not miss the latter’s “loom like a sexy albatross” post and the former’s textpost memes (including “guy who was wrong and then died and came back fine”), not to mention both of their fic. in my dreams i write the torrid lurid feihua i wish i could write, that ends with li lianhua’s little travel trailer in ruins and both of them flat on their backs in the dirt gasping for air, covered in bruises and scratches, barely covered by ripped hanfu, just trying to recover enough to keep yelling at/stabbing each other and/or have more furious sex. i’m just not a good enough writer for their version of divorce as extreme sport (donghai duel but with more orgasms maybe).

i will say this: i love how sometimes dfs looks at llh and xiao shunyao lets his eyes go completely soft and he melts, like i’m sorry sir just exactly what kind of dastardly villainous evil are you attempting to portray with this fatuous stricken expression, you do realize do you not that WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FACE. (if i were fang duobing i would absolutely try to put a pillow over his face in his sleep just to get rid of the competition, except that for these purposes fang duobing is about as strategically murderous as an overcooked jiaozi.)

So excited to start this project! I hope everyone enjoys my reading of this novel, even if it's not the most professional (I don't have a professional mic, I just my phone and higher quality earbuds lol). It really is so fun to do though, and I can already see myself improving as I go!

I'm going to try and upload frequently, maybe once a week when I get the hang of it, but for now I've finished the first six chapters!

Don't hesitate to give your honest opinions or any constructive criticism, haha!