Jul 30
just jolted awake from a dream where i told a mcdonald’s worker that i wanted “a drango magon fruit slut” instead of a mango dragon fruit slush
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just jolted awake from a dream where i told a mcdonald’s worker that i wanted “a drango magon fruit slut” instead of a mango dragon fruit slush
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One time i was talking to someone and I meant to say Tom of Finland but I said Tom of Holland like TWICE and when I realized it my brain just short circuited for a minute
When one of them messes up what they're saying so the other sort of blubbers along to make them feel better
fuckin quality content give me dnp just making weirdass noises for an hour i would be satisfied and they’re just so in tune with each other????? fuckin cute
tell me what you love about dnp
More sister convos
My sister and i were talking about how i can fluently speak 'vine' and she couldn't, eventually she said this
"English is my first language and i cant even pronounce it wite" (said with 'wite')
After realizing what she had said she stopped and looked up at the celing in just despair.
So my mom put potatoes on my plate for dinner, and I told her I didn't want any. So she told me to put them back then. I was meaning to say "but I have nothing to put them back with." instead I said "Uh, I don't have any hands."
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I tried to say the word buffalo this morning during normal conversation before I had any coffee and the thing that came out of my mouth was
fuffablo
Shush! + Shut up! = Shush it! (Angrily)
Found this out by play arguing w someone, misspoke and sounded like a very angry 5 year old in an Ariel dress
Misspoken Words
It's a blurring, a slurring,
A clue I'm running on fumes.
It's exhaustion and comfusion,
And shaking the tongue with sounds.
We misspeak easily,
Make tongue twisters to laugh at it,
Ignoring what it could predict.