Hi tybalt sorry you're having a bad day. Hope it improves for u soon. What's ur top most important Kay headcanons that you think people should know about and agree with - headKaynons, if you will
oh fuck top most important headkaynons:
transfem, uses they/she pronouns, ofc
knows an insane amount about birds but does not realize that they know way more about birds than the average person so they dont brag about it or anything. just thinks gumshoe knows less than the average person (true) and edgeworth does not give a shit about birds (also true)
she's taller than she is in canon because ace attorney only makes their female characters 5'4" anyway they're 5'9" which is very distressing for phoenix personally but just in a fragile masculinity way
when trucy was younger kay was always the one to give her piggyback rides because phoenix's back is shit. kay also taught trucy how to pick locks. trucy taught kay some surprisingly valuable magic tricks to utilize during investigations. it's all fun and games until the thief that you, a security guard, are chasing turns around and launches an actual crow out of their sleeve at you
nicknames!!! none shall be spared. phoenix cannot tell if "daddy-o" is supposed to exclusively be a joke or if kay actually views him as a father figure but it's better than "saint nick"
look me in the fucking eyes and tell me edgeworth did not adopt them. thats his kid. thats his DAUGHTER. he loves her so fucking MUCH
