#misko

The Great Thief Misko infamously misplaced most things he stole soon after he stole it. He happened to drop his treasures in the deep, dark places he snuck through to evade capture. Later on, his followers pushed the idea that he simply hid his incredible finds where no one could find them rather than selling them for the immense amount of rupees they were worth.

Biggest surprise in Totk is probably that Link apparently became a nudist bandit and hid all his clothing all over Hyrule, and that his surname is Misko. At least that's the headcanon I'm going for, as to why all my outfits from Botw mysteriously disappeared, and for some reason only are found in random caves now. And as to why almost no one remembers Link, even if they were quest giving NPC's, except of course the major NPC's. Link just spent 6-8 years hiding his stuff, and himself, like an over-eager squirrel in the wilderness, and avoiding people to the best of his abilities. (Except stables, bc he loves his horsies.)