#fratjo

‘staring where?’ fully aware as to what gojo was implying with your obvious gaze being on his crotch. while he felt more and more suspicious as you spoke to him in an ironic sense of innocence that was in contrast to what you were doing.

‘y’know… staring at my…’ you heard him from across you, trying to point out where you were staring and having grown an unusual amount of uncomfortableness and insecurity in his voice due to the the scrutinising gaze of your expression.

which was a strange reaction for you to observe, albeit short lived.

to gojo, you weren’t even looking at his face as he was talking to you right now! what could possible be better than satoru gojo’s face?!

…

a blank expression followed to cover gojo’s face as sudden realisation swept across his features. with the mundane sound of his cocky and confident demeanour making itself present as he shifted to manspread across from where you were sitting.

giving you a better view of what you were looking at with a teasing glint of his eyes as he pulled his blindfold back.

which in turn made you roll your eyes and slowly flit your eyes to give him a passsing look at his expectant face, just to merely go back to your earlier actions after a few seconds.

again, causing gojo to inwardly feel a particular sense of neediness for where this could be going with a hint of uncharacteristic vulnerability.

the latter being a fragment of his hidden insecurities. you two had been in an established relationship for a while and you both had for sure seen each other in all manner of ways and positions, but with how silent you were being and judgemental, maybe he had been off his game.

but he’s satoru gojo - strongest sorcerer of them all and self proclaimed man with the ‘strongest and biggest dick’ of them all. so why the sudden change? was he really not the strongest to you anymore?

outside of it being superficial to generalise how you saw his dick and regarded it to the rest of his being, he can’t help but have his insecurities get the better of him.

posing to break through those feelings with his normal charm, he gave you a sweeping look beneath his eyelashes as he tilted his face forward to ‘try’ and give you a look into his cereluen eyes that could get him to gauge where you actually were going with this.

key word try: because of how focused you were on his steadily slowly growing erection from the new found attention.

‘like what you see?’

‘hmm… not really sure, satoru.’ easing him into understanding what you were actually doing this whole time with a faux thoughtful look that you sold off with a hand under your chin.

‘i’m trying to catch print here.’ leaning closer to inspect the the supposed ‘print’ you were talking about.

closer but not close enough to where he could see through you and your mischief for once. merely meters away from him, all that separated you two was the coffee table infront of you and being on opposite sides of the two massive couches he had argued with you to have in his office.

still your fake observation it was enough to get gojo to break from his flirty persona and give you a perplexed look at what you had just said.

‘catching print?’

it seemed that under the guise of unusual activities, you were getting the upper hand over him as for once you had him under the ruse of your deceptive and mischievous pranks when it was usually the other way around.

trying to save himself the embarrassment of not knowing what you were talking about and save face, he followed your gaze towards his crotch and gave you a lazy over.

‘if you just want to do it, you can just tell me!’ sending you a teasing smile.

observing how he was reacting to all of this, you had him completely unaware to the wall you had crowded him into.

mirroring his smile, you brought yourself up and walked over to him on the other side of where he was sitting. having him happily welcome you with open arms that found themselves situated on your hips.

while you on the other hand continued with the slow and growing facade that seemed to be adding onto the attention that gojo was feeling right now.

bringing one of your hands to grab his chin and have him look up at you, with the other slithering to the back of his neck as you grazed your fingers through the roughy tuft of his undercut that had gojo shuddering at your touch.

you knew he was already far gone with the way his wandering eyes travelled between the little space that you had left infront of him and how he looked content to be at your feet.

i mean with how you looked at him in that oh so saccharine yet derogatory way, could you really blame him for looking like a man who was so far gone. he was completely and utterly absorbed in your presence and you seemed to only know how to exploit it.

‘yea yea, satoru.’ you taunted to him as you leaned his head further back towards the couch to look at you directly - which he in fact proceeded to accept, relaxing at your touch and melting into the couch.

oh he was past being far gone.

‘i think i finally got it!’ fluttering your lashes and peering at him with that sensual look to your eyes that got him going.

and as unaware as he was to all of this up until now, he sent you a bright smile at the revelation that he was getting closer and closer to the edge of getting some action right now.

playing with the soft locks of his hair from where your hand was on his undercut, you stared at him and almost felt bad for even going this far. knowing that if you decided to look down, you’d find something else smiling at you.

shaking your head at the thought, you leaned over closer to his face and gave him one more look over to say something to him.

this is it! you were going to-

‘you’re an A!’

that was not what he expected to be hearing or seeing from you as he watched how you straightened up and walked away, giving him an innocent and naive look after blurting out whatever you just said as if it was the obvious.

feeling a sense of whiplash to what had just happened infront of him, satoru gojo was so shocked that after years of puberty and adulthood, he and yourself heard his deep voice crack.

‘an A?! WhAt Do yOu MeAn By A?!’

and if it wasn’t for the fact that you had already walked away from him a couple metres away with your back faced to him.

you were sure that he would have connected the dots by now with how you were silently gasping for air out of laughter at the combination of his voice cracking and the quick image of his flabbergasted face that you saw before you removed yourself from him.

quickly trying to save himself from the embarrassment of his little outburst and hoping that you didn’t catch the obvious dismay in his voice when you left. he let out a cough that was meant to clear his throat and ease his nerves and the trouble brewing for the large situation still growing at hand below him.

‘what’s this A thing your talking about?’ calmly stating in a faux serious tone, which had you trying hard to not entirely lose it on your side at how he was reacting.

but it was expected, and with your silence causing to become deafening. you heard him scoff and rise up from his prior position on the couch as he walked towards you.

‘like are you talking about my body or something?’

making you turn around at the sound of his hesitant voice that was brimming over the edge of insecurity and fear. trying to let him go slowly and not have your mischief turn towards the other side where you’d have to apologise on your knees sentimentally and not intimately.

‘i mean that your dick is small, from A to D.’ speaking to him with a matter of fact tone as you emphasised the mention of it being small with a light tap on his scrunched up nose at what you had just said.

he was offended, well even more so shocked at the audacity that you had to say that. which in reply to your assured and certain demeanour at what he had just said, you watched as a scowl grew in his face and prepared yourself for the sassy man apocalypse that you were about to enter.

‘excuse me?! my dick is not small. my dick is actually so big it has you yelling out’

code switching towards mocking you with an unnecessarily high pitched voice that was meant to convey your voice, to which he failed but you ignored with how serious he was being right now.

‘satoruuuu… ugh it’s soo big… i can’t!’

and going back to his own voice to state.

‘every single time we have sex.’ reaching out to boop your nose just as you had done before with a little more vigour to his actions.

and you should have been embarrassed or at the very least felt called out but you were only able to give him a sarcastic and knowing smile, that got him looking at you funny - lowkey scared at where you were going to go with this.

leaning a bit closer to his retracting form, you fluttered your eyelashes once again and spoke to him a in a slightly condescending tone.

‘yea but from your print…’ checking him out once again, as you gave him a look over towards his crotch and then went back to stare at his face.

‘it doesn’t seem like it’s the biggest of them all.’

to which that left gojo stunned completely at whatever you were actually talking about. taking it as your cue, you turned back towards the door to leave.

well not without looking over your shoulder to leave him with a few lasting words. ‘you can’t blame me for the system and that your dick is giving grade quality A.’

and for once it seemed that under unprecedented circumstances, you were at : 1 and gojo : 0, when it came to mischief and deceptive tactics to annoy each other.

that was until you were forced to experience the consequences of a grade A dick after it had been teased the whole day prior.

author’s note:

not proofread entirely

also pretty late to the whole catching print thing, but just thought it would be funny to do

if you hadn’t come across the catching print thing all over tiktok it was just a theory ig on how to estimate a guy’s dick size by looking at it… just search it up if you wanna find out more

a bit shorter compared to the other fics for the party, but also there isn’t much to talk about or do with dick until it turns into a whole smut fic yk, so that’s why the ending feels a bit rushed too 😭😭

polka dot divider by @candvcane

You don't hesitate, tossing your bag to your feet and climbing over the console until both of your thighs are on either side of him and your pussy is pressing against the print of his hard cock.

The windows were tinted dark. Nobody could see. Nobody would know.

"You talk to him about chemistry?"

He twists your necklace before he starts to unbutton your cardigan, fingers brushing against your skin. You're too stupefied to talk as he pushes the fabric off your shoulders, his hand sneaking under your t-shirt to unsnap your bra and pull it off.

"Let's talk about biology instead."

He pushes your shirt up and lowers his mouth to your chest, taking a nipple into his mouth and sucking hard. You toss your head back and let out a loud moan, fingers finding his hair to hold onto and gripping tight.

"You're s-so needy when you get j-jealous." You whimper, grinding against his jeans, skirt rising up your hips, body shivering when he bit down gently.

"Hmm, you like that?" He pulls back, his lips wet as he smirks at you.

You nod shyly, wrapping your arms around his neck and settling deeper onto his lap.

He slid his hand up your thigh, pushing your skirt higher until he found the damp heat between your legs. Your panties were soaked and he grins, an annoyingly cocky grin that made you want to slap him and ride him at the same time.

“This f'me? Or were you thinking about his big brain?” He pressed two fingers against your clit through the thin fabric, rubbing slow circles.

“You!” You gasp, chest heaving. “Always you. He’s nothing—ah!”

He shoved your panties aside and pushed two fingers inside your dripping cunt, curling them just right. Your hips bucked as you cried out, and he used his other hand to pin you down.

“Say it again.”

“You, Gojo. Only you.”

“That’s my good girl.” He finger fucks you hard, the wet sound obscene in the quiet car, your juices dripping down his fingers while kisses you to shut you up.

The way your pussy was clenching around Gojo's fingers had him leaking pre and staining his boxers. He felt like he was going to burst if he didn't fuck you soon.

He can feel you shaking, getting closer but before you can cum, he's pulling his fingers out of you and into his mouth, ignoring the shocked look on your face. His tongue swirls around his fingers, licking them clean and pulling off with a pop.

"Lift your hips."

When he smacks the side of your ass, you yelp but do as he says, lifting high enough for him to unzip his jeans and pull them down with his boxers.

He strokes his hard cock once, twice, watching you watch him and it has his own cheeks heating. Your glasses were crooked, lips swollen and red from his kisses and his self control snapped.

He didn’t tease, growing annoyed again when an image pops up of you smiling at that fucking loser. He grips your hip with one hand and uses the other to line himself up with your entrance. He uses his cock to push your panties aside and with one brutal thrust, he buried himself inside of you to the hilt.

"Satoru! Oh fuuck."

Gojo gives you a minute to adjust to his size, hand rubbing up and down your spine in a soothing manner while you whine against his neck. Slowly, he lifts your hips, teeth grinding from the grip your pussy has on his cock, and slams you back down.

He loves the way you're crying out and it only motivates him to go faster, his own hips rising to meet yours. Fuck, you were so wet and warm and he had to actively fight back his moans.

He knows you love when he's vocal but right now he was punishing you, so he bit his lip and fucked you harder.

"Who do you belong to?” he asked again, his voice cracking when you clench around him.

"Y-you. I'm sorry Toru, I'll n-never talk to him again."

He chuckles, pulling your mouth down to his and sucks your bottom lip into his mouth. Your lipgloss tastes like strawberries, so sweet he can't help but nibble on it a little.

"Such an obedient girl." He fucks you faster, his abdomen wet and sticky with your arousal, your ass smacking against his thighs whenever your bodies meet.

When Gojo presses his thumb against your clit and flicks it, the knot in your stomach tightens harder, twisting as you get closer to your high.

"Haaah, m'gonna cum Toru!"

He doesn't stop, just grunts and rubs you faster until you're spilling over the edge, body glitching as you buck wildy against him, head dropping to his neck as your orgasm rocks your world.

Your breath is hot against Gojo's neck and his balls swell before he's busting a fat nut inside of you, hot ropes of gooey cum painting your walls in his DNA.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Despite his best efforts he can't stop the groans that escape his lips, deep and long, his hands squeezing your thighs as he twitches and empties himself inside of you.

Gojo's hips stutter as he pushes the last of his orgasm out, arms wrapping around your body and pulling you tight. Maybe you should keep talking to other guys so he can relive this moment over and over.

You grunt when his cock slips out, his cum instantly oozing out but he uses two fingers to rub at your clit, moving to your hole and pushing it back inside. He keeps them snug in your cunt, cocking jumping back to life as he uses his other hand to pull your lips to his.

The kiss is filthy, his tongue swirling against yours as you swap spit. His stomach flutters when you grind against his hand, his nerdy little slut.

When Gojo pulls back, he fixes your glasses and lifts your hips again, lining his once again, hard cock back up with your entrance and slowly pulling you down.

"Now what did we learn?" He asks once he's buried deep, his balls pushing against your ass.

"T-that, huuhh, that I shouldn't laugh at other g-guys jokes."

He kisses you again before pushing his seat back until he was almost laying down, his hands holding onto your waist.

"Atta girl. Now ride me until I tell you to stop."

❦ lisa's note: thanks for this request, it was fun to write! can you tell I love car sex? anyways something quick while I work on the arrangement ♡

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