#minecraft potions

swiftness

its made with only sugar so i imagine i’d kinda taste like kool-aid, except it’s watery and the sugar taste is kinda weak

it would also make your body feel shaky and tense and your heartbeat way too fast, kinda like if you drank way too much energy drinks

slowness

it’d taste bad. i imagine i’d taste like you’re drinking something rotten… (any potion made with spider eyes i imagine tasting bad btw)

and i imagine it would make your body feel numb and heavy, like if your limbs felt way too heavy for your body and you suddenly felt sleepy and tired 

leaping

it’s made with rabbit’s foot so i imagine it’d taste a little funky. i imagine it would taste like if you drank just pure chicken broth (but instead of chicken it’s rabbit meat obviously)

i imagine i’d make you feel super light and energized, and you’d feel weirdly alert and nervous 

strength

it’s made with blaze powder, so i imagine the drink feeling thick to swallow, and the taste being spicy but with a burnt aftertaste

i imagine i’d make your limbs feel tense and quite uncomfortable, since all of sudden your body can handle heavy things and cause a lot of damage

healing

its made with glistening watermelon, so i imagine the potion being a sweet watermelon smoothie, but you also feel a metallic aftertaste, since there’s some pieces of gold into it

healing is kinda obvious, i imagine your wounds healing really fast, like a small cut in your body would close in seconds instead of days

poison

i don’t know what poison accurately tastes like (thank god) so i would imagine kinda like if you chugged pure strong alcohol

it’s VERY bitter and it burns while it goes down your throat

basically it would taste awful HSBDUDHS

i also imagine it would cause wounds while it goes down on your body, like it’s burning you from the inside, leaving some pretty ugly purple wounds around your heart, throat and stomach

kinda obvious but it would hurt a lot to drink it :v

regeneration

for this one, i imagine it wouldn’t taste good

it’s made with ghast tears, so i imagine the taste being weirdly salty and burnt, and you’d also feel a small aftertaste of gunpowder

(off topic but i accidentally tasted a tiny bit of gunpowder one time, ITS SO AWFUL)

but at least since it’s regeneration, it would make your wounds heal fast and your body would feel a rush of energy and wellness

fire resistance

i imagine the taste would be strange but weirdly good

it’s made out of magma cream, coming from the magma slimes, so the taste would too be spicy and you’d feel a brief but strong burning sensation in your mouth at first

i also imagine the drink would be thick and it’d kinda feel like you’re drinking jelly

it would make your whole body feel weirdly numb, like all of your limbs fell asleep

water breathing

i had to look it up what does pufferfish taste like HEBDJSDBHS

apparently it tastes mildly sweet, so i imagine it’d taste like that plus a brief saltwater taste too

water breathing is obvious too, it makes you breath underwater duh BUT at the same time i imagine it would make you feel like you’re out of breath outside of water (like you’re briefly a fish HEHSHSDHS)

night vision

it’s made with golden carrots so similar to healing, i imagine it’d taste like a carrot juice with a metallic aftertaste

it’s obvious too, it makes you see better at night or at dark spaces, and i also imagine it’d make your eyes lighter and really dilated

invisibility

so this potion is a variety of the night vision except you add a fermented spider eye

so for invisibility i have to admit it’s kinda hard what i’d imagine, buuutttt i can imagine tasting the same as night vision, except you feel the potion more sour

invisibility is obvious too, it just makes you feel….invisible (WOW)

slow falling

honestly i have no idea what it would taste like HSHDSDHJSH

but judging by the color and by the ingredient phantom membrane, i can imagine the potion having a fishy taste

mostly because phantoms remind me a lot of stingrays, so the potion wouldn’t be the best taste ever :’v i imagine the potion would kinda smell like raw fish

And how it’d feel like, i imagine your body would suddenly feel super light, a little numb and kinda dizzying, since now everytime you take a step you body just falls very slowly

weakness

similar to what i’ve mentioned before, i think the potion would taste weird too since i imagine most of the potions including spider eyes tasting bad

this one i imagine tasting it bitter and sour at the same time

And for what you’d feel like, obviously it’d make your body feel limp, numb and hard to move, like you suddenly forgot how to fight

harming

I think this one is a bit obvious but i imagine it’d taste drinking something that’s not consumable

like drinking straight up bleach (i don’t know what it tastes but it must be bad HSHDSHSHD)