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noomi rapace as lisbeth salander

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Salander and Blomkvist finally talk
After the events of The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (book, Millenium Trilogy).
Blomkvist turns up at Salander’s door. What follows is the conversation they never got to have... until now.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69313796?view_full_work=true
If Noomi Rapace was cast in Game of Thrones / House of the Dragon / an ASOIAF spin-off, where should their character hail from? Imagine you are the casting director for HBO.
The Wall & Beyond the Wall
The North
The Riverlands
The Vale
The Crownlands (King’s Landing) & The Westerlands
The Stormlands & Dragonstone
The Reach & Oldtown
Dorne
The Iron Islands
Essos: The Free Cities
Essos: Slaver’s Bay & the Outer East (Asshai, Yi Ti, Qarth, etc)
I have a unique answer to this
If you need a guide for making a choice (read below):
welcome to Detective Review where i rate entertainment value of my fav detectives based mostly on their wetness (i.e. how pathetic they are), gay vibes, and human disaster-ness
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Larry 'Doc' Sportello
from: Inherent Vice (film) type: private investigator
Okay, starting strong with this one. Immensely wet, gay vibe medium, disaster levels through the roof. Highest disaster levels on this list, in fact. It's only gonna go uphill from here. 7/10 bonus points for sick sideburns and saying "groovy"
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Special agent Dale Cooper & sheriff Truman
from: Twin Peaks (tv series) type: fbi agent & sheriff
Classic. Not much disaster or wetness in them tbh. Top tier teamwork. Can argue for gay vibes. 7/10
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Paweł Zawadzki & jr inspector Kędzierski
from: Belfer (tv series) type: literature teacher & cbś officer
wet looks. not together on screen very often, but when they are, the homoeroticism is through the roof. 6/10 would be higher if they had more scenes together. bonus points for Kędzierski roasting everyone he lays eyes upon
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Mikael Blomkvist & Lisbeth Salander
from: Millenium trilogy (books) type: journalist & hacker
low on disaster and wetness scale. no gay vibes emanating from Blomkvist, but Lisbeth is revolutionary lgbtq rep, so it's okay. good teamwork, great dualism theme. 7/10
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March & Healy
from: Nice Guys (film) type: private investigator & muscle for hire
great enemies-to-friends, solid teamwork. gayness questionable, they are the type who wouldn't need gay to marry each other. very wet, strong disaster. 8/10
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Commissaire Adamsberg & Commandant Danglard
from: Adamsberg series (books) type: cops
Two dads. Very sweet, your honor I love them. There's drama, but overall they seem competent. 8/10
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HDB & Lieutenant Kitsuragi
from: Disco Elysium (game) type: cops
Most interesting competent-to-disaster ratio I've ever seen, meaning they work surprisingly well, considering what they're working with. Close proximity to sea and booze ensures high wetness in HDB. Kitsuragi gay in canon. 9/10 bonus points for sick sideburns and saying "disco"
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Jayjay Falcon & Sparrowson Sparrowson
from: Aviary Attorney (visual novel) type: lawyers
19th century French furry lawyers who are also broke. Do I even need to say more? 10/10 Bonus points for Sparrowson eating a piece of evidence and Falcon's literal wetness (he falls into a river). Double bonus points for being able to save your rival and then together you take down king Louis Philippe
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gonna have to read the millennium trilogy again so I can relate to Lisbeth working in a big ass company but never really connecting there with anyone and being the mysterious new girl although you’ve been working there for over a year and no one quite knowing how to behave around you because you’re neurodivergent but also gain some confidence from her being pretty badass, not worrying about it and kicking ass
Lisbeth Salander:yes,I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger
Mikael Blomkvist:but?
Lisbeth Salander: no, that’s it
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)