@snekberry ‘s tma time travel au Jon!

Her heel traps his neck. He’s not quite sure how they got here but here he is, in a secluded booth at Lux. The Detective has a dangerous glint in her eye, like she’s had enough.

“Detective,” he says, trying to come off playful and sultry.

He’s not sure if he does, but he pretends like he did. She presses down her heel harder.

He swallows.

The Detective’s sleek, black heel moves down to his chest. He can’t help the smirk that plays at his lips.

She grabs him by the collar and pulls him close, so their faces are mere inches apart. His eyes flick down to her lips by instinct, smirk wiped off his face.

“Before we were even partners, you told me you wanted danger,” she reminds him.

“Yes,” he says.

Of course he remembers.

“I’m here to give it to you,” she tells him.

Lucifer is both veryconfused and extremely turned on.

“You don’t get to be jealous. You lost that right when you ran to Vegas and married a stripper,” she says.

The correction exotic dancer lays on his tongue, but he stays silent. She’s right. He lost her trust and he still hasn’t been able to get it fully back. She’s being cruel about it and...

He likes it.

He likes the way his chest burns. Likes that he can blame it on her heel piercing his chest. Likes that she’s the only one who can make him feel like this because he’s only mortal around her.

But why is she doing this now? She just went to the Axara concert with Ham Hands. And, well, unfortunately— for reasons unbeknownst to him— she seems to like Pierce.

“You spent an entire case ignoring me,” she spits, heel digging farther into his chest. “And then you act all insecure and tell me to be ‘careful’ around him— what does that even mean?”

He opens his mouth to speak, but she keeps going. She’s finally put her heel down, and he misses the pain.

“And even after agreeing to have dinner with Marcus—”

She did what?

“I can’t get you out of my head,” she says, voice like daggers.

He grins. He almost asks her to repeat that, before he remembers she’s furious with him at the moment.

“If you won’t be with me, at least you could have the decency to let me be with someone else,” she huffs.

That confuses him even more. Didn’t he just tell her she’s welcome to have whoever she wants in her life? He believes his exact words were there’s room in your life for all sorts of relationships.

“I—” he starts to say.

“I ask you to stay, and you shut the door in my face?” she demands.

But… he had to attend the bachelorette party, make sure all the party-goers were satisfied and safe. He takes his business at Lux very seriously; surely, she must know that?

Pagan Valley, Nexpo, Wendigoon, Gemini Home Entertainment

Oh boy oh boy oh boy Danny 1000% would.

You are speaking to someone who has analyzed and rewatched Gemini Home Entertainment countless times and has listened to almost every ARG analysis youtuber’s videos that currently exist on the subject. I haven’t heard of Pagan Valley’s analysis though! I adore Nexpo’s content and to anyone who reads this and enjoys the spooky horror YouTube niche I so highly recommend his content.

I’ll be a tag vague here just so I don’t spoil everything for this ARG.

As in Danny is IN the scenario? I mean I certainly think he’d freak the fuck out. I mean sure, there’s proof of alien life and all, but they’re contorting and twisting people into shapes that are no longer human and causing them to become something so very Other that they can’t be classified as humans either.

What Danny does? He tries his absolute best to protect his town. Warn the public, and figure out if ectoplasm has any way of stopping these aliens from entering their homes and making them Something Else. Figure out a way to flush out the aliens before it’s too late.

There’s also the question: Can ghosts get infected by the aliens? If not, do they stay and help the humans? Do they flee into the GZ? What do they do? What can they possibly do? Do they even figure out the earth is being taken over by an alien race before it’s too late?

This guy is too fucking cute????

Like I can do imagine if Yugo gets it in his deck his grin would be so big it would split his face and his eyes would turn to stars

IT'S JUST TOO CUTE!!

Yugo is cute, then has a cute reaction to his cute card. He would just give out the most sincere warm smile, the second he touches the card he'd know.

Yugo would treat this wittle guy with so much love- just like every monster lol

That really is adorable though, I mean-