Drunk Neil: Harry Styles is so fucking crazy, how can you be high on watermelon and sugar? But my friend boy could beat him at anything, even being high on tiny white grains of diabetes and a melon filled with water
Andrew: Im flattered but I dont care about watermelons, sugar or getting high
Neil: I said friend boy, not boyfriend. Matt?! Can you hear me?! YOU ARE BETTER THAN STARYY HYLES, DONT LET ANYONE BRING YOU DOWN
Andrew: What the actual fuck- how much did you drink, what did you even drink
Neil, with a solemn expression: You don't drink watermelon sugar, you get high on it
A/N: This prolly doesnt make any sense but i didnt have any good ideas. I think I'll post some more drunk Neil content tonight. And remember, dont get high on watermelons and sugar ( unless you are harry styles)