#polyurethane

Turned back into a baby?!

Cw. None, baby shenanigans, gn! reader

ᨳ Fighting ghosts is already a pain in the ass for them, especially when their break is coming up. They’d much rather scroll through Influenstagram reels than having to break a sweat hunting ghosts—talk about bad for the skin.

ᨳ They’re already whining to you about it, wanting your pity and attention before they see a ghost creeping up behind you and transform you back into a baby.

ᨳ Mouths open and eyes nearly bulging out of their skulls, they see little baby you on the ground surrounded by the pools of fabric that were your clothes a second ago. Defenseless and vulnerable.

ᨳ They panic. Even more so when you start crying.

— “Bruh what are we gonna do?! How are we gonna change them back? I deadass have no idea how to take care of a baby!” “As if I know dude! Babies are like, so not my thing either! Let’s just kill these ghosts and see if like, they un-babify or whatever.”

ᨳ Have no idea how to calm a baby down and are not good at it. The loud crying irritates them and they absolutely take it out on each other and the ghosts.

ᨳ They’re absolutely at each other’s throats on how they should get you to stop crying, bickering about how you should probably be held this way and be spoken to in this tone as if either knows what the fuck they’re doing.

ᨳ Overall, just not the most mature on how to handle this situation if we are keeping it real lol sorry!

ᨳ But they would never take it out on you of course! You’re a literal baby and they aren’t that irresponsible to do something like that.

ᨳ They just immediately realize how unprepared they are for any kids in their life, especially in this point in time.

ᨳ Maybe give it a couple years before they warm up to the idea of it.

ᨳ If you’re not un-babyfied once all the ghosts are gone then they’ll scramble on how to take care of you until they can find a way—clumsily patting your back to burp you or even change your diaper with the most disgusted face they can manage.

— “Eugh! So gross! I’m like, not having kids for like the next century or so! This totally ruins my vibes!” “For real, I’m already feel so unc doing this…am I chopped chat?”

ᨳ Though clumsy, they’re always super gentle with handling you.

ᨳ Will begrudgingly let you pull on their hair, wings, clothes with that oddly strong baby grip you have (seriously how the fuck do babies have that kind of strength??)

ᨳ Worst comes to worst they’ll swallow their pride and go to Panty and Stocking to help if they can’t google a solution LMAO

ᨳ Will they be bullied relentlessly? Absolutely.

ᨳ Will their cousins be of any help? Fuck no.

ᨳ 100% will lose you the second you wander off when they aren’t looking at you—Daten City will be torn apart just to find you. Scooby Doo ass montage and all.

ᨳ Eventually the curse wears off and once you return back to normal they practically leap into your arms, suffocating you in their embrace with tears of relief.

— “Ohmygod you’re back! I like, never thought I’d see you again! I thought I was gonna be forever on my dadpilled arc!” “We were gonna literally die if you didn’t change back soon on god! I think I aged like, 10 years and I sooo don’t look good with wrinkles.”

ᨳ Will be insufferably clingy for the next few days after you return back, happy that they can kiss and cuddle you again as an adult.

ᨳ This day will surely haunt them for days to come. Especially with how hard Panty and Stocking laughed when they asked for help.

ᨳ They’ll never live that down. Ever.

ᨳ It also influences them to use protection more LMAO (they should’ve done so in the first place but yk how spoiled they are)

ᨳ Will eventually tease you about having to change your diapers and so on when enough time passes, so be prepared for that.

— “I mean…we’re the ones that changed your diaper and let you pull on our hair and shit sooo….” “On god, you should be grateful to us babe, no cap we were like the best caretakers—you’re welcome by the way.”

⚠️小スカ

Like the art community as a whole, the selfship/OC x canon community is not exactly known for being full of reasonable people.

Today I want to bring your attention to person called Kitto, a 14-year-old girl who likes to hide behind her age and trauma to excuse her behavior.

I only learned about her recently, when someone I had just met posted screenshots in a group chat showing Kitto threatening to dox them. Despite her young age, that doesn't stop her from harassing people who like the same character she does (Polyurethane from Panty & Stocking) and sending them photos of corpses.

She also frequently sends pictures of her self-harm, with Polyurethane's name carved into her arm and leg. She seems proud of this and apparently believes that this is what makes her a "real" fan of the character.

The funniest part is that as soon as she found out that people were preparing an exposé on her, she started posting on one of her alternate channels that we were "idiots who fell for obvious ragebait," and that "exposing a 14-year-old girl is really something."

Speaking of alternate accounts, she has quite a lot of them on russian Telegram. Kitto can endlessly create new usernames and accounts to evade blocks and continue harrasing people, threatening them with doxxing and sending shock content. She does this both in private messages and in public group chats, as happened yesterday when she posted photos of dead people. Kitto does not seem to understand the concept of "ragebait" and constantly uses it as an excuse whenever she gets called out for her actions.