#methur

the inherent homoromanticism of becoming close to and falling in love with someone you found deeply annoying when you first met

“I asked ChatGPT” okay well I asked my idiot manservant who calls me a prat and he gave me a vague answer I don’t think I liked

Arthur spends nights awake unsure of why he can't keep his mind off of Merlin, and confesses to the knights who say he's dumb and tell him he's in love, and Arthur realizes and is so disappointed that he fell in love with such a clotpole that he spends the next few days tormenting Merlin, throwing fits and stinking up his armor before polishing. And then Merlin confronts him- says if Arthur is mad then he might 'swell find another servant, and when he looks down dejected Arthur can't help but grab his face and bring it close to his and tell him how stupid he is and how he loves his stupid ugly face. And maybe they kiss and maybe they cry and Merlin realizes he's gonna have to deal with this annoying prick for the rest of his life, but there's nobody he'd rather be with

The actual King Arthur could be resurrected and I'd still say 'not my Arthur' before pointing at Bradley James