#meatcake

Courtesy of my phone and my finger

Spoilers! (Just in case I am prolific)

For unexplained reasons Aziraphale will be discorporated again but still wandering around earth

Crowley will obviously be heartbroken at this development, thinking Aziraphale is dead and he’s next

Crowley goes into hiding in lady form and gets a job at a newspaper, the newspaper sucks and is constantly going over budget so it’s not super popular, Crowley doesn’t mind though

As a side-gig the newspaper makes meatcakes, to make up for their overused budget

What is a meatcake? Honestly I don’t know, but according to my dream it’s a pile of raw ground beef, put into a specific shape, and has additional olive backs and deli-meats to look like a certain thing

Crowley made a mouse and a cat, if you were wondering

While serving the meatcake at a kid’s birthday he gives this super thin kid with a super thin cat, a very weird reaction, honestly I can’t explain it, but the kid was super stuttery, saying the cake was the best thing he ever eaten, and also extremely nervous

Crowley is also their boss’ favorite employee

Anyways meanwhile Gabriel and co. are going out to try and find Aziraphale, so they can actually end him.

They decide to go down to a library, but upon going in and running through the aisles they are promptly told off by the head librarian, and they go for a much more carful way to try and find Aziraphale

fancy restaurant

got invite from mail

no friends

just point

no utinsels obsereve parsley for guidance, he just picks it up

can barley pick it up

butter cream icing

meat very metalic

pull away at the hard shell

right after the egg waiter shows up

anxiet.png “its good”

they never stop smiling

pars has come and gone 3 times by now

the sved up piece of meat isnt good chared on the outside and raw right underneath

after wards clean self with horrible paper towels

when done cleaning waiter comes by asking for payment

no cas

4th 5th time not proccessing his face

drive home

feel awfulsick

why didyou g tgere

you missed essages from work,ignore

nect day rive by restaurant almost vomit

tell land lord eep the stuff im GOREquit job

Drive into the nigh

feel far enough

get htel

newjob new flat

new therapy, think of meat/cake/egg you sick

5 years later still in therapy like new town

get a broshure for habitat

tink ok

it nice weird psa

talking bed?

afoid lounge the lighting

new chef

going diw stares you pased the guy

oh bo....

you walk passe in fear

star down bar

cover eyes panik attack st bar

jim offer meal you fear accept

he sees your fear

he leaves

who’s coming in.fear

heleft. religf

jim coes back with coverd dome

you forgot the dome

you refused to accept it u sprint out have panic attack in room

pack up

go to habit say yur leaving

go hone

its bee a week

you haf fone back to work

talk therapy

its flowr kid at doo??

they sigh, you don’t kow

you take bouquets on tabe

nice pretty

no note

i didn’t buy then

sniff i recognize

takes awhile

you let yourself remember

the flowers at the restaurant

cant get rid of them

they might see, or fk

cant sleep

grab keysjacket wallet

go to store

get backing essentials mint “dont think to much

go to self checkout from fear

someone parked in front of you you wanna walk bast him w/ determination for clourse you keep walking

stare down at grown walk past

maybe another few years

but mint in oven,too much but its better

remnants parsley

helooked

happy saw his wring

dint go to work a week

therapist says fold out for mea week

frliwer almost daed still mint

1more day

getting calls from work