My Theories for Good Omens Season 2, Episode 1, based on the weird *ss dream I had last night
Spoilers! (Just in case I am prolific)
For unexplained reasons Aziraphale will be discorporated again but still wandering around earth
Crowley will obviously be heartbroken at this development, thinking Aziraphale is dead and he’s next
Crowley goes into hiding in lady form and gets a job at a newspaper, the newspaper sucks and is constantly going over budget so it’s not super popular, Crowley doesn’t mind though
As a side-gig the newspaper makes meatcakes, to make up for their overused budget
What is a meatcake? Honestly I don’t know, but according to my dream it’s a pile of raw ground beef, put into a specific shape, and has additional olive backs and deli-meats to look like a certain thing
Crowley made a mouse and a cat, if you were wondering
While serving the meatcake at a kid’s birthday he gives this super thin kid with a super thin cat, a very weird reaction, honestly I can’t explain it, but the kid was super stuttery, saying the cake was the best thing he ever eaten, and also extremely nervous
Crowley is also their boss’ favorite employee
Anyways meanwhile Gabriel and co. are going out to try and find Aziraphale, so they can actually end him.
They decide to go down to a library, but upon going in and running through the aisles they are promptly told off by the head librarian, and they go for a much more carful way to try and find Aziraphale
Then Grizz from We Bare Bears takes over the plot and with the help of his new human friend learns he can do magic by making rhymes
