#mcwhopuff

I had like, 12 inches of hair cut off last August so it only went to just below my jawline, and it was AWFUL bc I have super thick hair so it was utterly triangular for 3 months. Anyway it just now got long enough that when I put it in a ponytail it hangs like a ponytail and doesn’t curl into a circle

I am about 5”6??

Patent shoes/leather freaks me out

I really like smells and like, perfume and stuff

are ya ready kids?

If I lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

can you feel the love tonight?

do you wanna build a snowman?

where is the love?

what does the fox say?

If you had one shot, one moment, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it, or just let it slip?

do you hear the people sing?

do you know what it feels like loving someone who feels the rush to throw you away?

am I embarrassing you?

  Aye aye, Captain!

I don't quite know / How to say / How I feel

I am one of those / Melodramatic fools

It is where we are / It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

Go away, Anna!

It just ain't the same, old ways have changed

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! / Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Yo

Singing the song of angry men [&women & nonbinary people]

(Do you know? x3)

Tagged by the vivacious tzitzitandskinnyjeans!

1. If you had to live in a fictional universe, which one would it be?

Um. The HP universe seems like the best place to be because it could do with some progress but there's not a huge amount of violence? Oh wait no, I think I'd definitely prefer to be in the HPMoR universe; more exciting. 

Is makeup a universe?

2. (In a similar vein) Fictional character who you would most like to date?

I have literally no idea? Like I am straight and most male characters just don't - like, yeah, cool, sex appeal sometimes, but no long-term prospects. I would not date a boy who kept fingers in the fridge. I would not date a boy who idealises girls and women. I would not date Harry James Potter Evans-Verres, because it explicitly states in canon that he is prepubescent and doesn't have romantic attraction, which is understandable because he is, you know, eleven years old. Maybe I'll think of one later? If I weren't straight it would probably be Fleur or Hermione.

3. What is the thing, if anything, about Judaism or being Jewish that makes you feel transcendent, like the whole thing is worthwhile?

No this is a scary question i will not

4. What is the thing, if anything, about Judaism or being Jewish that hurts you so deeply you can feel the ache in your chest?

i just really don't want to have emotions about religion today. idk why. i might edit it in once i think of one?

5. Describe a small gesture that you find cute or sexy.

Um. Talking about their hopes and dreams and feelings? I'm only really attracted to people I'm close to?

6. If you were to dye your hair (a different color, if it’s already dyed), what color would you dye it?

YES I LIKE THIS QUESTION

Deep blue or purple, if I had to do my whole head. But I am angling for a lilac ombre so hard.

7. If you had a kid tomorrow, what would you name them?

Really fond of the name Ariella (Lioness of G-d) - it appeals to my flowery, romantic tendencies. I also like Claire/Clara. For a boy, Ari (same reason) or David or Benjamin/Binyamin

8. Who is your favorite historical figure?

Um, they were all kind of dicks? If they weren't sexist, they were racist, and like, all of them were homophobic and transphobic? Idk, how are we qualifying historical? I guess I like Asimov (bc of his work, I have no idea about the guy himself). Oh, and Bentham (yay for utilitarianism) and Tesla, solely because of this

9. What is a book that you disliked so much that you stopped reading without finishing it?

I'm a pretty firm believer in sticking it out to the end, plus I pick books quite well, if I give up on a book it's generally because I've lost it or gotten bored.

10. If you could change one thing about any TV show, what would it be?

Big Bang theory is like, the only thing my family bonds over, but it's so gross omfg please could it not be thanks

11. Do you have a favorite Jewish text? If yes, what is it?